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            <title>More &apos;Legend of the Seeker&apos; Casting News</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Continuing in our Legend of the Seeker coverage, <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Legend-of-the-Seeker-Casting-News-12017.html">here's an article</a> from Cinema Blend concerning the most recent casting updates for the series, which premieres on ABC on November 1, 2008.&nbsp; <br /><br />Cinema Blend was one of the many sites covering the Seeker panel at Comic Con, and <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Comic-Con-Sam-Raimi-Unveils-Wizard-s-First-Rule-11517.html">summed up the theme rather wryly</a>: "If you're a fan of the books, prepare to be miserable.  If you're a fan of Sam Raimi or <i>Xena: Warrior Princess</i>, get ready to relive the syndicated television fantasy magic of the mid-90s." ]]></description>
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            <title>Users Receiving a &quot;500 Internal Server Error&quot; When Commenting</title>
            <description><![CDATA[I just realized that the server often returns a 500 Internal Server Error when one tries to post a comment.&nbsp; I apologize to anyone who has experienced this problem; I know how discouraging it can be to type out a comment only to find that the website is malfunctioning.&nbsp; <br /><br />Comments do seem to post successfully despite the error, but aesthetically receiving an error upon posting a comment is far from ideal.&nbsp; Receiving these errors <a href="http://forums.sixapart.com/index.php?showtopic=52920&amp;st=160&amp;gopid=265236&amp;#entry265236">seems to be a general problem</a> with Movable Type 4.0 and above.&nbsp; Rest assured that we're working on it, and in the meantime, don't be afraid to comment and please excuse our errors!<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>&apos;The Gypsy Morph,&apos; the Apocalypse, and Their Anti-Climax</title>
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<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/the-gypsy-morph.php" onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/the-gypsy-morph.php','popup','width=296,height=450,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/08/the-gypsy-morph-thumb-150x228.jpg" alt="the-gypsy-morph.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="228" width="150" /></a></span>Terry Brooks had a very clear intention when,&nbsp;in an attempt to combat the boredom of law school,&nbsp;he began his now-famous Shannara series: to write a classical adventure story.&nbsp; "An adventure story, something wonderfully dangerous, filled with hair-raising escapes, men and women of character and purpose, dangers that threatened from every quarter -- that was what I wanted to write and that was how I would escape the mind-numbing predictability of law life." <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/08/the-gypsy-morph.php#footnote1">¹</a>&nbsp; Throughout his long career, in each of his Shannara books, his focus has been to entertain, to take the reader on a ride that they can see and hear and feel and to instill in them that heady sense of wonder and excitement that only good fantasy can provide.&nbsp; While his characters always struggled internally with variations on classic heroic angst, the characters always seemed a vehicle for an exciting story, not the other way around.&nbsp; 
<p>With the publication of <em>Running with the Demon </em>in 1997, however, Brooks's focus shifted inward.&nbsp; Subtitled "A Novel of Good and Evil," <em>Demon</em> was the first book of <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/06/the-small-town-blues-of-terry.php">the Word and the Void trilogy</a>, essentially a pre-apocalyptic urban fantasy dealing with an ongoing and very existential struggle between the magically empowered Knights of the Word and the demons serving the Void.&nbsp; Given the post-apocalyptic nature of the Shannara universe and the various&nbsp;hints&nbsp;given by Brooks that the&nbsp;epic fantasy series was actually set in a far future version of our own world, it wasn't too surprising when he decided to connect the two stories.&nbsp; The&nbsp;release of <em>Armageddon's Children</em>&nbsp;(and subsequently, its sequel<em>, The Elves of Cintra</em>), first book in the Genesis of Shannara trilogy, canonized the struggle of the Knights of the Word as the ultimate precursor to the Shannara stories.&nbsp; </p>
<p>The first two <em>Genesis</em> books set the stage for the apocalypse.&nbsp; Set in a near future United States where the government and civilized life as we know it has already been wiped out, the characters, consisting of two Knights of the Word, a group of street children, and the reclusive Elves, are poised at the brink of a final, more devastating disaster.&nbsp; <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345484142?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0345484142">The Gypsy Morph</a></em>, Book Three of the trilogy, offers an anticlimactic conclusion to a promising story.&nbsp; There is adventure to be found in the Genesis of Shannara, but it seems to be primarily located in the first two volumes.&nbsp;&nbsp;While <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/034548410X?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;amp;linkCode=as2&amp;amp;camp=1789&amp;amp;creative=9325&amp;amp;creativeASIN=034548410X">Armageddon's Children</a></em> and <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345484134?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0345484134">The Elves of Cintra</a></em> saw&nbsp;the motley band of good guys escaping the devastation of their homes and setting out on journeys both perilous and filled with adventure, <em>The Gypsy Morph</em> sees them struggling to journey's end in comparative exhaustion, with little but overwrought emotional drama to occupy them as they reach their destination.&nbsp; Although we enjoyed the read and thought the book had a few great points to its name, ultimately, we were unsatisfied.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>The Fantasy Art of Seamas Gallagher</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/uno_final.php" onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/uno_final.php','popup','width=600,height=750,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/08/uno_final-thumb-400x500.jpg" alt="uno_final.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="500" width="400" /></a></span><br />While catching up on some Wheel of Time news, including <a href="http://www.dragonmount.com/News/?p=362">the announcement that Universal Pictures, in partnership with Red Eagle Entertainment, purchased film rights to produce live action movies of the entire series</a>, beginning with <i>The Eye of the World</i>, as well as the recent release of <a href="http://www.dragonmount.com/News/?p=359">the 2009 Wheel of Time Calendar</a>, I meandered into <a href="http://www.dragonmount.com/Gallery/">Dragonmount's fan art gallery page</a>, which in turn led me to <a href="http://seamassketches.blogspot.com/">the artwork of Seamas Gallagher</a>.<br /><br />His work has a very brutal, graphic tone that showcases his fantastical and often whimsical themes very effectively.&nbsp; He does quite a bit of Wheel of Time artwork, including the portrait of Uno shown above.&nbsp; I think you'll find that an hour or so perusing his excellent blog is time well spent.]]></description>
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            <title>The Rise of YA SF</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders wrote <a href="http://io9.com/5036820/young-adult-books-will-save-science-fiction">an interesting polemic on io9</a> concerning the growing importance of Young Adult literature for the science fiction genre.&nbsp; The question presented seems to be whether the popularity of Young Adult science fiction is a death knell or a cry of rebirth for a genre that many argue is experiencing a decline, given an arguable dearth of new, successful science fiction writers.<br /><blockquote>It's been 20 years since Bruce Sterling compared the "mainstream" of
science fiction to a fossilizing Politburo. Since that time, the
situation has only gotten more dire. People are constantly remarking on
the graying of science fiction readership, but statistics seem to be
hard to come by. . . .<br /><br />Meanwhile, young-adult science fiction is exploding. According to John
Scalzi, the top 50 young adult science fiction/fantasy bestsellers sold
twice as many books as the top 100 adult science fiction/fantasy
bestsellers. As we <a href="http://io9.com/336538/bill-murray-plays-dystopian-underground-ruler-for-the-kids">mentioned</a> before, there have been hardcore post-apocalyptic novels for kids and young adults for decades. With <a href="http://io9.com/5027006/two-new-chances-to-find-out-the-grown+ups-are-all-wrong">more on the way</a>. And with <em>City Of Ember</em> finally being adapted to a (hopefully) major movie, more YA readers than ever will be looking for similar stories.<br /></blockquote>Ms. Anders's opinion seems to be that we should realize that Science Fiction is not in as dire straits as some have said, and that "we should especially celebrate the awesome potential of YA SF to revitalize the field, and bring new readers to SF concepts."<br /><br />I can't say that I agree. ]]></description>
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            <title>That Sense of Wonder</title>
            <description><![CDATA[In this month's issue of the print magazine <i>Fantasy and Science Fiction</i>, Charles de Lint wrote a short review of Greg Keyes's newest book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345440692?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0345440692"><i>The Born Queen</i></a>, the fourth and final volume of <i>The Kingdom of Thorn and Bone</i> tetralogy (which is now definitely on my must-read list).&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sfsite.com/fsf/2008/cdl0809.htm">Found in the recurring "Books to Look For" section, Mr. De Lint's piece</a> praises Keyes's series as an exemplar of the greatest attraction of fantasy literature:<br /><blockquote>...[W]hat makes this series so satisfying is how it reclaims the sense of wonder that first attracted many of us to reading fantasy in the first place.&nbsp; Yes, the plotting is deft and surprising, the characters fully realized, the world fascinating.&nbsp; But you can say that about a lot of books.&nbsp; What too many of them lack, however, is that feeling of wonder.&nbsp; The sense that the world is a bigger, more mysterious, and stranger place than we usually take it to be.<br /></blockquote>De Lint has hit the nail on the head.&nbsp; This has always been precisely what I look for when reading a fantasy novel.&nbsp; I wrote something very similar back in <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/04/the-blade-itself.php">my review</a> of Joe Abercrombie's <i>The Blade Itself</i>: "Ultimately, for me, the true test of a great fantasy is
not whether it can show me great battles or deadly court intrigue, but
whether it can impart in me a sense of wonder, a fascination with the
mystical arcane."&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />The ultimate attraction of fantasy, for me and many others, is indeed the ability of good fantasy writers to instill in the reader this "sense of wonder," whether it comes in the form of wide-eyed awe or as a quiet, smiling whimsy.<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>Hivemind: Resistance Is Futile</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Stephen Hunt, webmaster of SF Crowsnest.com and author of <i>The Court of the Air</i> and <i>The Kingdom Beyond the Waves</i>, recently announced the premiere of <a href="http://www.sfcrowsnest.com/hivemind/home.php">Hivemind</a>, a social networking website dedicated to fans of science fiction and fantasy.&nbsp; Think Facebook, but with better "Interests."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sfcrowsnest.com/hivemind/profile.php?user=theaccidentalbard">The Bard is a proud member.</a>&nbsp; So friend us already.&nbsp; Or is it "hive us"?<br />  ]]></description>
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            <title>&apos;Legend of the Seeker&apos; to Premiere on ABC in November &apos;08</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Already much-cited around the SFF blogosphere, Suvudu reported from Comic-Con in San Diego last week that a panel was held on the long-rumored television series based on Terry Goodkind's fantasy series The Sword of Truth.&nbsp; Renamed <a href="http://www.legendoftheseeker.com/">'Legend of the Seeker</a>,' the main roles have already been cast.&nbsp; Here's Suvudu's initial report on the panel:</p>
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<p>Terry Goodkind, the author of the bestselling <i>The Sword of Truth</i> series, visited Comic-Con today with director Sam Raimi and those who produced the television shows <b>Xena</b> and <b>Hercules</b>. Together as a panel, they laid out their plans for adapting <b>Wizard's First Rule</b> into a 22-episode season to air on ABC via Disney.</p>
<p>I will be posting a lot more news on this in the forthcoming days, but I wanted to share with Goodkind fans that the name of the ABC series is <a href="http://www.legendoftheseeker.com/" target="new"><font color="#cc6633">Legend of the Seeker</font></a> and it will begin November 1, 2008. Richard Cypher and Kahlen have been cast, but today Sam Raimi announced the casting of Zedd. The actor playing the wizard Zedd is Bruce Spence, who had minor roles in <b>LOTR: Return of the King</b> and <b>Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith</b> but who has decades of acting experience.</p>
<p>More to come in the next few days!</p></blockquote>
<p dir="ltr"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0817748/">Bruce Spence</a> played the Mouth of Sauron in <em>Lord of the Rings: Return of the King</em> and the Utapau representive (the weird alien Obi-Wan talks to after arriving on the planet in search of General Grievous) in Episode III.&nbsp; He also played the Trainman in <em>The Matrix Revolutions</em>, in case you were wondering.&nbsp; The other two main leads are relatively unknown, at least to me.</p>
<p dir="ltr">The fact that Sam Raimi is directing seems promising, but the Disney/ABC thing still bothers me.&nbsp; I'm not a Terry Goodkind fan, but I don't like to see fantasy done badly, and it still seems unlikely that as massive and graphic a novel as <em>Wizard's First Rule</em> could be done well on network television, even in 22 episodes.&nbsp; The rumor that the title was changed to "Legend of the Seeker" from "Wizard's First Rule" to avoid offending religious viewers who have a problem with "sorcery," if true, confirms&nbsp;my fear&nbsp;that the writers and the network are all too willing to compromise story for the sake of avoiding potential brouhaha.&nbsp; The Sword of Truth, as a series, is potentially offensive from start to
finish: even putting the overt Objectivist theme of the books aside,
the storyline regularly includes graphic violence, often at the same
time as sexual content.&nbsp; <em>Wizard's First Rule</em> alone, if I
remember correctly, involves a scene featuring Darken Rahl, the primary
antagonist, participating in a dark ritual too disgusting to mention
this soon after lunch.
</p><p dir="ltr">Take away every part of these books that is likely to
offend someone seriously and you're left with a derivative fantasy
story unlikely to be improved upon by being adapted for network
television.</p>
<p dir="ltr">But I'm willing to be proven wrong, and of course I'll be
watching.&nbsp; I'm going to make CJ sit down and watch it with me, whether
she wants to or not.&nbsp; We'll keep you updated on this, as we have in the
past, complete with scathing commentary. <br /></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>Update:</b> Cinemablend.com has <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Comic-Con-Sam-Raimi-Unveils-Wizard-s-First-Rule-11517.html">a fuller report</a>
of what took place on the Legend of the Seeker panel at San Diego
Comic-Con, including Terry Goodkind's comments and Sam Raimi's
intentions for the show's format and style. </p>
<p dir="ltr"><strong>Update: </strong>My friend Bill pointed out that I'm more familiar with the casting than I thought.&nbsp; The official website states that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662164/">Craig Parker</a>, who you might know as Haldir from <em>The Fellowship of the Ring</em> and <em>The Two Towers</em>, has been cast as Darken Rahl, the main villain.&nbsp; The guy who played Captain Typho, Queen Amidala's bodyguard in <em>Star Wars</em> Episodes II and III, has also been cast to play Chase.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>The New Fantasy?</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://aidanmoher.com/blog/?p=213">Aidan Moher recently commented that he was getting a bit "over-saturated" on fantasy</a>, a feeling I can definitely understand.&nbsp; Even putting aside personal fatigue, the genre as a whole is in transition right now.&nbsp; Publishing houses are emphasizing urban fantasy to the extent that epic and high fantasy have been sidelined and newly classified as "traditional" and "old-fashioned."&nbsp; Authors producing epic fantasy of the type that dominated the marketplace even a few years ago are scrambling just to get published in the current climate.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Just ask <a href="http://www.shawncspeakman.com/">Shawn Speakman</a>, who spent much of this decade conceiving, writing, rewriting, and trying to sell the first novel in a planned trilogy.&nbsp; His blog is honest and detailed in a very addictive way, and recently I found myself devouring the majority of his archives over the course of a few successive lunch hours.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.shawncspeakman.com/blog/2007/11/from-ashes.html">The post in which he finally announces his intention to stop actively&nbsp;seeking a publisher for&nbsp;his book</a>, <em>Song of the Fell Hammer</em>, would be a sad, disappointing end to a hopeful story without Mr. Speakman's admirable determination to persevere.&nbsp; Rather than give up, he almost immediately began writing an entirely new, more market-friendly urban fantasy trilogy.&nbsp; Such perseverance is a prerequisite for a writing life, of course, but genre fiction presents its own unique problem: what do you do when what you want to write most in the world just <em>isn't selling</em>?&nbsp; Fantasy authors, especially first-timers,&nbsp;face a difficult choice: adapt to the market, or remain unpublished.</p>
<p>Readers face a similar dilemma.&nbsp; The market for epic fantasy is cornered by a few giants of the genre, the George Martins, Robert Jordans, and Terry Brookses of the world, most of whose work consists of unfinished series.&nbsp; So many readers looking for good epics are stuck in a holding pattern, digging behind stacks of Laurell K. Hamilton's pornographic rubbish in search of undiscovered high adventure while they await Book 7 (or 5 or 12 or 10) of their favorite doorstop series.</p>
<p>Authors like Joe Abercrombie still manage to write new epic fantasy, albeit it with a snarky, often metafictional twist, but in a noticeably pulpier format.&nbsp; Abercrombie's trilogy lacks the material trappings of traditional high fantasy; published by Pyr, an imprint of Gollancz, <em>The First Law</em> comes in trade paperback, not hardcover, and the cover art, while eye-catching, is graphic design, not the custom artwork traditionally associated with modern fantasy.&nbsp; Maps, glossaries, and appendices of any kind are conspicuously absent.&nbsp; The effort comes off as refreshingly minimalist, but the underlying motive is undeniably&nbsp;minimizing&nbsp;costs.&nbsp; </p>
<p>These days, having a marketing angle, knowing how to sell your book, seems to be at least as important as the quality of the work itself -- often overtly more so.&nbsp; But most writers did not study marketing, and as artists their first concern (ideally) should not be mainstream appeal.&nbsp; The genre fiction marketplace is forcing writers of epic fantasy in particular, unless they have an original idea of Phillip Pullman proportions, to prioritize marketability and to produce work that conforms to current standards of saleability.&nbsp; I can't help but wonder: is this squeeze on traditional fantasy effectively filtering out what was unworthy anyway, or is it killing the subgenre?&nbsp; And where is this trend heading?&nbsp; Will it peak and begin its decline soon, or are we seeing a more long-term shift taking place?</p>
<p>I hope that the good of the new outweighs the bad, that the China Mievilles and Neil Gaimans outpace the writers of penny dreadfuls.&nbsp; Perhaps it is time for a new sign to go up in the Bard: nymphomaniac vampire detectives to be staked on sight.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>&apos;Blood Noir&apos; a Blood-Curdling Mess</title>
            <description><![CDATA[ <span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="laurellkhamilton_bloodnoir.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/laurellkhamilton_bloodnoir.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px; float: right;" height="200" width="132" /></span><p>I hated this
book.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>For terrible writing, complete
lack of plot and about as much character development as the average installment
of Penthouse Forum, I give Laurell K. Hamilton's latest novel <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0425222195?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0425222195"><i>Blood Noir</i></a> an "F."<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I'd give it a lower grade if I could.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I'm operating off of more, here, than residual feelings of
betrayal.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>For a long time, Laurell K.
Hamilton was one of my favorite authors.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>She gave us a strong female protagonist who had interesting adventures.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Although vulnerable, she was never a slave to
her emotions.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Part fantasy, part thriller,
part murder mystery, these books were something different.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>It discouraged me, when Hamilton started
writing soft-core porn.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>For awhile, she
at least maintained some degree of integrity; her characters had adventures in
between bouts of kinky sex.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Eventually,
though, those adventures grew less and less frequent, until they finally
disappeared.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I thought her last
installment, The Harlequin, was bad--Hamilton wasted about 400 pages to describe
Anita Blake and her boyfriends going to a Cirque du Soleil type of event.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Well, heck, in comparison, that was the best
book ever.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Simon Green&apos;s &apos;Deathstalker&apos; Series Surprisingly Good</title>
            <description><![CDATA[ 





<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="simongreen_deathstalker.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/simongreen_deathstalker.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="500" width="297" /></span><p class="MsoNormal">Most readers of this of this blog probably haven't read too
much Patricia Cornwell, but her earlier Kay Scarpetta novels are
wonderful.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>What separates them from the
herd is the rare combination of good writing and meaningful plot.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>While it may be "all about the characters,"
characters, by themselves, do not a novel make.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Likewise, all the plot in the world doesn't help much if the characters
are nothing more than cardboard cutouts, the literary answer to "Buddy Jesus."<span style="">&nbsp; </span>In case you're not sure what I mean, I refer
to you to Terry Goodkind's entire body of work.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Unfortunately, even good writers tend to go bad after awhile; Patricia
Cornwell's most recent books are complete drivel.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Now, many people have this--these days
somewhat sacrilegious--complaint about the last few novels in the Wheel of Time
Series, but trust me, in comparison to Predator, they're all action packed.<o:p></o:p></p>



<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Which brings me to Simon R. Green.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>He's an ambitious writer; his offerings span
the gamut, from crime novels to satires to Laurell K. Hamilton rip-offs.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I know, because I've read most of his books,
even though, well, to be honest, they aren't very good.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>He's like that good for nothing boyfriend
most of us remember from college: he's incapable of having a real conversation,
you'd die of embarrassment if your family ever met him, but somehow you can't
quite bring yourself to break up with him.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Green's books fill a similar void: I go back to them when I'm between
series, because they're dependable.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I
sort of care about the characters, I'm mildly interested in what happens to
them, and I have no guilt about abandoning them if something better comes
along.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Until recently, I'd meandered
through about half his catalogue, and I was pretty confident I knew what he was
about.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>So, imagine my surprise when I
picked up the first book in the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0451454359?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0451454359">Deathstalker series</a>, read a few chapters...and
discovered that it was actually good!</p>]]></description>
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            <title>&apos;Clearing Up Misconceptions Regarding the Tolkien v. New Line Lawsuit&apos;</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Douglas C. Kane, a civil rights attorney and Tolkien scholar better known to readers of TheOneRing.net as Voronwë_the_Faithful, posted an excellent primer and explanation of the real facts and allegations of the ongoing lawsuit between the Tolkien family and New Line.&nbsp; </p>
<p>The article summarizes the nature of the parties, allegations, and desired results of the lawsuit, explaining legal terms for the lay reader as it goes.&nbsp; Mr. Kane also makes his own educated predictions as the the likely outcome of the suit.&nbsp; The verdict?&nbsp; The case will probably be resolved in mediation and the assorted plaintiffs probably don't have a shot in hell of actually getting the upcoming Hobbit movies shut down.&nbsp; Read <a href="http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2008/06/14/29016-clearing-up-misconceptions-regarding-the-tolkien-vs-new-line-lawsuit/">the full text of the article here</a>.</p>
<p>So there it is, fanboys and -girls.&nbsp; We can all stop our precious hearts a-fluttering, now.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>The Small Town Blues of Terry Brooks&apos;s &apos;The Word and the Void&apos;</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/06/the-small-town-blues-of-terry.php#more"><img alt="terrybrooks_runningwiththedemon.JPG" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/terrybrooks_runningwiththedemon.JPG" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="280" width="170" /></a><p>When I was in grammar school I was already an inveterate reader of Terry Brooks.&nbsp; I remember running around my neighborhood with a staff and a brown cloak my grandmother had made for me, pretending to be a Druid of the Four Lands.&nbsp; Often I would press my little brother and one or two of my friends into service, equip them with homemade fantasy regalia, and then begin the inevitable discussion of who was to be Allanon, who Bremen, who the ancient Galaphile.*&nbsp; </p>
<p>The Shannara books were the first post-Tolkien fantasy novels I read, and I enjoyed them perhaps a bit too much at that age.&nbsp; Later on, I even slogged through the Magic Kingdom of Landover Series.&nbsp; After finishing<em> The Talismans of Shannara</em>, which effectively ended Mr. Brooks's work in the world of Shannara for quite a few years to come, I moved on.&nbsp; I&nbsp;saw The Word and the Void series as it hit the shelves, but at that point I was too wrapped up in other reading to be interested in a non-Shannara Terry Brooks book, and the idea of fantasy set in the real world never held much&nbsp;fascination for me.</p>
<p>Aside from the a brief dalliance with The Voyage of the Jerle Shannara when that trilogy came out, I didn't read another Terry Brooks novel for a long time after that.&nbsp; Then recently, after seeing CJ read and enjoy Word and Void, I decided that it was finally time to complete my reading of Terry Brooks.&nbsp; I found that The Word and the Void trilogy, comprised of the novels <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345422589/theaccbar-20"><em>Running with the Demon</em></a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345424646/theaccbar-20"><i>A <em>Knight of the Word</em></i></a>, and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345435257/theaccbar-20"><em>Angel Fire East</em></a>, is a heartfelt, if not revolutionary, work of early urban fantasy.</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:55:46 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>&apos;A Song of Ice and Fire&apos; HBO Series News</title>
            <description><![CDATA[George Martin himself posted the latest on the proposed HBO adaptation of <i>A Game of Thrones</i>:<br /><br /><blockquote>The latest news on HBO front is that David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have
turned in the second draft of the pilot script for A GAME OF THRONES,
and their rewrite is presently being read and evaluated by the
powers-that-be at HBO. In other words, it's the normal process, which
is long and often slow. So far, the reports are good, and HBO seems to
like what they're seeing... but no, there's no greenlight yet, A GAME
OF THRONES remains a script in development, not a series in production.<br /></blockquote>Read the full post <a href="http://grrm.livejournal.com/46002.html">here</a>.<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>&apos;Sword of Truth&apos; to Be TV Series</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Disney-ABC Domestic Television is producing <i>Wizard's First Rule</i>, the first book of Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth fantasy series, and the first of a planned TV adaptation of the entire series.&nbsp; The series is being offered in syndication, so it's unclear at this point what networks/channels will be airing it.&nbsp; Read more about it on <a href="http://www.terrygoodkind.com/news/">Goodkind's website</a> and on <a href="http://www.imdb.com/company/co0209226/">IMDB</a>.<br /><br />No series has polarized the fantasy-reading world as much as The Sword of Truth; Terry Goodkind's persistent Objectivist philosophy and forceful moralizing have drawn as many fierce fans as they have alienated less partisan readers.&nbsp; Accusations of plagiarism and Mr. Goodkind's unfortunate tendency toward what seems to many detractors like arrogant self-importance (particularly on his website) have also created more controversy.<br /><br />That said, it will be interesting to see what television does with (or to) an epic fantasy series of this length and depth.&nbsp; And whether or not it succeeds.&nbsp; Unlike <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/03/hbo-and-a-song-of-ice-and-fire.php">the rumored HBO production of George Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series</a>, The Sword of Truth is a done deal -- the two main leads have already been cast.&nbsp; It will also be interesting to see how Disney (of all people) plan to adapt what is a very graphic, violent story for public broadcast.<br /><br />Thanks to Bill M. for the heads up.<br /> ]]></description>
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