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    <title>Bringing &apos;Perdido Street Station&apos; Down to Size</title>
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    <published>2009-02-18T16:30:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-18T21:26:57Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[The impromptu holiday break we took here at The Accidental Bard was not entirely ill-spent; from late December through early January I made my way through the strange and interesting&nbsp;pages of China Mieville's Perdido Street Station. Much has been made...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="DISPLAY: inline"><a onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2009/02/large_perdido_street_station_us.php','popup','width=320,height=475,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2009/02/large_perdido_street_station_us.php"><img class="mt-image-left" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 20px 20px 0px" height="222" alt="large_perdido_street_station_us.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2009/02/large_perdido_street_station_us-thumb-150x222.jpg" width="150" /></a></span>The impromptu holiday break we took here at The Accidental Bard was not entirely ill-spent; from late December through early January I made my way through the strange and interesting&nbsp;pages of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345459407?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0345459407">China Mieville's </a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345459407?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0345459407">Perdido Street Station</a>. </span>Much has been made of Mr. Mieville and his once self-touted New Weird movement, and I was eager to discover what all the hype was about. I expected a taste of the weird, and&nbsp;was rewarded, despite a certain hesitation on my part. 
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Perdido Street Station </span>packs a heady buzz; reading it feels like switching to booze immediately after drinking several cups of strong coffee.&nbsp;Mieville makes his city of New Crobuzon thrum and revel. You can feel it sweat and throb and shudder. &nbsp;The book's setting defines it, and the urban sprawl of the city through which the action takes place stands out as the author's most memorable character. Mieville's style is descriptive and organic; it follows the story's&nbsp;diffuse plot through New Crobuzon's grimy, troublesome heights and crannies, typically setting the scene in minute detail before moving on to the action.&nbsp;Chapters often began omnisciently, with an unknown, all-seeing narrator declaring the state of the city as it currently sits, describing its fear and anxiety level.&nbsp; </div>
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<div>Full disclosure: I think I kind of wanted to dislike this book, due entirely to my reflexive distaste for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Mieville">China Mieville's public disdain for J.R.R. Tolkien</a> and the majority of classic fantasy fiction.&nbsp;That said, I went into it with an open mind, and found it to be a challenging, enjoyable ride.</div>
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<div>The problem with&nbsp;<em>Perdido Street Station</em>, if it has one,&nbsp;is not the writing,&nbsp;nor the setting, nor the narrative structure.&nbsp;&nbsp;The problem is that the story itself, in this form, sometimes comes off as more than it is.&nbsp;The grandeur of Mieville's setting, the vastness of the world he presents, and the diversity of characters he so fervently depicts create an instant presumption in the reader that this story must be&nbsp;<em>important</em>.&nbsp;&nbsp;It says: <em>this is epic</em>.&nbsp;But stripped of its edgy, fantastical trappings, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Perdido Street Station</span>&nbsp;is essentially a thriller, and it is only when it becomes clear that this is a medium-sized story set in a larger-than-life world that the quality of the novel shines through.</div></div>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><em>Perdido Street Station</em> begins with Isaac dan der Grimnebulin, a scientist in the steampunk-Victorian world of Bas Lag.&nbsp;Isaac, fat and brilliant and of questionable standing in the scientific community of New Crobuzon, is in the midst of working on something big -- so-called crisis energy -- when he is visited by Yagharek, a bird-man whose wings were taken from him as punishment for a crime that remains unrevealed until the last pages of the book.&nbsp;Seeking to regain flight, a defining&nbsp;power for a <em>garuda</em> hunter, he asks Isaac to return him to the skies.&nbsp; Isaac sees an opportunity to help Yagharek and also test his newfound theories.&nbsp;In the early stages of his research, studying different&nbsp;animals, he comes into possession of a strange grub, which, unbenownst to him, was smuggled out of the innermost government research facility.&nbsp; The grub hatches into an indescribably dangerous monster, a slake moth, and the main characters' troubles begin.&nbsp;</p>
<p>To be fair, his story has many other layers.&nbsp;Woven into the overarching narrative are Isaac's relationship to Lin, a scarab-headed human-insect hybrid, Lin's own dangerous liaison with a mutant crime-boss, the oligarchic politics of the city's power elite and its response to the growing slake-moth problem, and the ever-present class tension between workers and bourgeosie.&nbsp;Mieville's open Marxist politics certainly inform the book's world.</p>
<p>You could say that Mieville courts chaos (or, perhaps, crisis) rather than causality in his story: the disparate plot threads are brought together almost randomly. Isaac and his cohorts' direct involvement with the slake-moth terror is entirely coincidental, the result of a petty clerk's greed in selling government property for personal profit.&nbsp;Yagharek's decision to aid them is based solely on his own coincidental deal with Isaac.&nbsp;This is almost certainly intentional: both Isaac's "crisis" research as well as the role the Weaver, effectively an inter-dimensional spider, have to play both speak to an awareness on the author's part of chaos theory and its effect on events.</p>
<p>But despite all these admittedly interesting details, the core plot around which all others revolve is the city's plight in the face of a bunch of nasty monsters.&nbsp;<em>Perdido Street Station</em> is a creature movie, albeit a very creative one. </p>
<p>Despite my general tone (which, I'll admit, is somewhat questioning), this is not necessarily a bad thing.&nbsp;The problem I had completely committing to this book may be a&nbsp;problem with me as a reader, not the story itself.&nbsp;The story is a small one, a tiny blip in the history of Mieville's world, a few weeks' worth of terror and excitement and trouble for a sprawling city&nbsp;with a long&nbsp;past, and perhaps I'm not used to that.&nbsp;It is, after all, a secondary world fantasy (as Mieville himself describes it), but it is not epic in the sense most fantasy readers are used to.&nbsp; It is narrower, tightly drawn, constrained to the thoughts and concerns of a group of characters whose actions and inactions&nbsp;mostly effect their own situations and,&nbsp;at the book's climax, the situations of a city of people.&nbsp;The&nbsp;world is not in jeopardy, necessarily.&nbsp;The slake-moths are powerful, but universe will not necessarily crumble if they are not stopped -- though the city might founder.&nbsp;One could argue that since New Crobuzon is&nbsp;essentially the most important part of the civilizations that Mr. Mieville describes in his Bas Lag books, the fate of that city is indeed an epic question, but really the story contains very little of the&nbsp;over-wrought, world-shaking themes that&nbsp;are epic fantasy's&nbsp;bread and butter.</p>
<p>&nbsp;I enjoyed the book, but it challenged me -- which is good.&nbsp;Its focus on character worked.&nbsp;Bracketing the storyline with Yagharek's internal dialog worked particularly well as a plot device, and added an element of the poetic into an often overwhelming gritty tale.&nbsp;The novel works far better if the reader is able to distance himself from&nbsp;any preconceptions of what constitutes fantasy fiction and cease comparing the story to fantasy conventions.&nbsp;I enjoyed it, and it will stay with me, for the story is a haunting one.&nbsp;</p>
<p>While at times the author gets a bit carried away in his own descriptive odes to his steampunk Gomorrah, begging a little narrative restraint, <em>Perdido Street Station</em> is a founding accomplishment and a gauntlet for the minds of any staid reader of fantasy. Its effect may not be revelatory, but with this&nbsp;novel&nbsp;Mr. Mieville struck out in a bold new direction that undoubtedly adds complexity to the genre as a whole.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Suvudu&apos;s Shawn Speakman Defends George Martin</title>
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    <published>2009-02-09T20:36:44Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-09T21:44:16Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[I managed to overlook Shawn Speakman's article on Suvudu.com defending George R. R. Martin and the ongoing siege fans of his A Song of Ice and Fire series are waging against him.&nbsp; Shawn's article is thorough and well thought out,...]]></summary>
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        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I managed to overlook <a href="http://www.suvudu.com/2009/01/in-defense-of-george-r-r-marti.html">Shawn Speakman's article on Suvudu.com defending George R. R. Martin</a> and the ongoing siege fans of his A Song of Ice and Fire series are waging against him.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Shawn's article is thorough and well thought out, allowing a measure of criticism for Martin's "unprofessional" behavior while generally defending his writing style and the long process of completing a beloved series.</p>
<p>Shawn was the first person I've heard describe Martin's problem as unprofessionalism.&nbsp; It really does encapsulate it well: if Martin is truly guilty of anything, he's guilty of setting unrealistic goals and putting them in writing -- of making promises he should have known he couldn't keep.&nbsp; That aside, you can't really fault a writer for the way his own process works.&nbsp; Shawn makes a good argument that that is truly the heart of the issue: the combination of Martin's free-writing style and his strict editor's eye makes for a long writing process, and one that is frequently subject to drastic change:</p>
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<p>George is, from what I understand, a Freewriter.</p>
<p>So, what does that mean? Well, it means George does not plan in advance what he writes. As a result, George will often write several chapters, which takes up several weeks, decide on a different and better course of direction, and have to erase those chapters--and quite possibly several others that came before them. Those weeks are gone with no output to show for it other than having a better sense of where he is going. According to him, that very thing has happened several times over the course of the last few years, delaying <b>A Feast For Crows</b> and now <b>A Dance With Dragons</b>. Unlike King, who sometimes has lackluster endings to his novels due to, in my opinion, lack of planning, George is an editor who will not publish something unless it is done right. The manner in which George writes can be volatile to the reader who believes George just needs to spend a certain amount of time at the keyboard to produce a manuscript.</p>
<p>But writing for George is not a science. He is a Freewriter. To try to make him other than that is folly--and disrespects the earlier work that has given such joy.</p></blockquote>
<p dir="ltr">Shawn also brought up the subject of what he calls "the creative wall," a&nbsp;realism of the writing life&nbsp;that many writers have described in many different ways:</p>
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<p>Every writer I have spoken to comes to a point in their creative day where, no matter how much they wish differently, the written word just does not happen the way it should. The writing becomes stagnant; it becomes useless and is simply not good enough to be published. No matter if the writer sits and tries to hammer their way through, nothing changes. To sit at the keyboard during that time is a waste of time.</p>
<p>I call it the Creative Wall.</p>
<p>All writers come to that Wall during their writing day, at least all writers I know. The average amount of time differs between writers. For instance, Terry Brooks spends between five or six hours a day before he is simply burnt out. Steven Erikson, on the other hand, doesn't come to his Creative Wall until seven or eight hours have passed. For me, it is four or five hours. Every writer is different; every writer deals with it.</p>
<p>George comes to a Wall during his writing day too.</p></blockquote>
<p dir="ltr">Hemingway described the experience, and how he dealt with it,&nbsp;in <em>A Moveable Feast</em>: "I had learned already never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it."&nbsp; He often advised writers to stop consciously short of that Wall, saying that it was best to stop when you were still going good, to leave on a high note, essentially, while you still knew what was going to happen next.&nbsp; By so doing, one could begin the next day of writing that much more easily, having saved a bit of starter material.</p>
<p dir="ltr">But I digress.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Suffice it to say that Shawn's post is a worthwhile read for any Martin fan disgruntled over the long-delayed publication of <em>A Dance with Dragons</em>, and The Accidental Bard wholeheartedly joins him in his Defense.</p>]]>
        
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    <title>A Kick-Ass Vampire in Denver: Carrie Vaughn&apos;s &apos;Kitty Raises Hell&apos;</title>
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    <published>2009-02-06T14:36:44Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-06T14:56:26Z</updated>

    <summary>Carrie Vaughn is like Laurell K. Hamilton, only better. I liked Hamilton&apos;s first five books, but her recent efforts have been redolent with existential angst, precious self-awareness, and bizarre sex acts. Her increasingly redundant story lines--will Richard come to terms...</summary>
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        <name>CJ Stutz</name>
        <uri>mailto:theaccidentalbard@gmail.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2009/02/n2883422.php" onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2009/02/n2883422.php','popup','width=309,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2009/02/n288342-thumb-150x242.jpg" width="150" height="242" alt="n288342.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></a></span><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Carrie Vaughn is like Laurell K. Hamilton, only better. I liked Hamilton's first five books, but her recent efforts have been redolent with existential angst, precious self-awareness, and bizarre sex acts. Her increasingly redundant story lines--will Richard come to terms with being a werewolf? Will Damien grow a spine? Will Anita overcome her guilt?--now come at the expense of a plot. While I continue to read her books out of a sense of loyalty, I miss the good old days when her books were tightly written, funny, and exciting.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Enter Carrie Vaughn: in <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0446199540?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0446199540">Kitty Raises Hell</a></span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0446199540?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0446199540">, the latest installment in the "Kitty" series</a>, Vaughn gives us just the right amount of political intrigue, frightening creatures, action, violence, and human foibles--with a kick-ass heroine to lead us through it all. In this classic urban fantasy theatre, Vampires and werewolves have been "outed", and now live among us in relative peace. Vaughn treats us to all the old standards we've come to know and love: a vampire "Master of the City", a contentious werewolf pack, and plenty of skeptical humans. There's an underlying tension between those who want to preserve the "old ways"--"might is right" and let the chips fall where they may--and those "new world order" Democrats, who want to lead by consensus. The question becomes, how can Kitty lead her pack effectively, influencing them toward the "right" choice without sacrificing her ideals?</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">In the eighth installment of the "Kitty" series, Kitty discovers--the hard way--that she's not quite done with the Band of Tiamat. Or, rather, the Band of Tiamat isn't quite done with her. After a series of inexplicable attacks, Kitty realizes she needs all the help she can find. Help comes in the form of a popular reality TV program, "Paradox PI", and its intrepid crew--a group of people who turn out to be more than they seem. Along with Rick, the Master Vampire of Denver, they race to understand the nature of this new evil before it's too late.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Kitty Raises Hell</span> could be cliché, but it isn't. While to some authors these standards are a crutch, to Vaughn they're merely a starting point. She takes them in stride and uses them to craft an original work. Nothing about her universe feels stale or worked over; if I didn't know better, I could easily assume she was alone in her field. The Denver of the "Kitty" series is remarkably believable--as are the problems Kitty and her fellow citizens face. While their adventures are unquestionably epic--battling ancient Babylonian cults, demons, even law enforcement--they don't have that fake "watch me save the world before dinner" feel. They're blissfully free of the kind of posturing that characterizes Goodkind's books.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Vaughn's focus is right where it should be, on her characters. Kitty is highly convincing, realistic protagonist; she's a strong woman, but she's also a vulnerable woman. A radio host and independent business owner, Kitty's career struggles, to some extent, mirror her experiences as Alpha of her pack. She doesn't always know the right answer or make the wisest decision, but she's sincere in her expectations of herself. It's refreshing to find a protagonist who has, dare I say it, "normal" issues--who isn't consumed with anger over old hurts, who doesn't spend several hundred pages ruminating on how difficult it is to be emotionally shut down. Most of us want a heroine whose challenges, whether emotional or professional, make sense to us. Within the first few pages, Kitty comes through loud and clear as a real person.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Her cast of supporting characters is excellent, as well. Kitty's relationship with Ben, her husband, isn't perfect--but it's believable. If you're getting a little sick of the "will he or won't he" drama, perpetually broken hearts, and overly self-aware pity sex so common in other urban fantasy series, then you'll find the "Kitty" series really refreshing. Here, her relationship plays an important supporting--not a starring--role. Ben is not only a real person, but also a meaningful partner; he helps Kitty save the world with his skills as a lawyer, not his penis. It's refreshing to see a fictional couple that can connect outside of the bedroom.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Moreover, for a wonder, Kitty actually has friends and coworkers who are more than just cardboard cutouts! In <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Kitty Raises Hell</span>, Kitty makes some new friends, and I really enjoyed following their growing relationship. She also deepens her connection with some old friends. In a field that's become overcrowded with clichés, stereotypes, and one trick ponies, Vaughn is a very refreshing change. Even her bit players stayed with me after I finished the book.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">And there's just enough sex to keep your attention. Sex occupies the same exalted role here that it does in real life: it's an expression of passion, sometimes comfort, and usually love. Vaughn uses it to reveal Kitty's vulnerability, and let us understand a little more about her relationship with Ben. Like any good writer, Vaughn doesn't need paragraph after paragraph to get her point across; she conveys a world of complexity in just a few sentences.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">If you're looking for paragraph after ponderous paragraph about thrusting, heaving, and releasing, this series isn't for you--but if you're longing for a book that's actually about something, this series will be one of your favorite discoveries this year. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Kitty Raises Hell</span> might not be the most original book I own, but it's a gripping read nevertheless. Revisiting this Hamilton-esque world is comforting, like pulling on a favorite sock--you know what to expect, and that's part of the thrill. The "Kitty" series is a familiar--and very welcome--thrill.</p>]]>
        
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    <title><![CDATA[Triteness, Na&iuml;vet&eacute; in 'Nightwatch']]></title>
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    <published>2009-01-26T14:30:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-27T02:40:27Z</updated>

    <summary>I bought Sergei Lukyanenko&apos;s Nightwatch because it had an employee recommendation tag stuck to it at Barnes and Noble. I don&apos;t know what whoever tagged it was thinking. Honestly, I really shouldn&apos;t even be writing this review, because I never managed...</summary>
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        <name>CJ Stutz</name>
        <uri>mailto:theaccidentalbard@gmail.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/book_2.jpg" width="200" height="306" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></span><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">I bought Sergei Lukyanenko's <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1400025125?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1400025125">Nightwatch</a> because it had an employee recommendation tag stuck to it at Barnes and Noble. I don't know what whoever tagged it was thinking. Honestly, I really shouldn't even be writing this review, because I never managed to finish the book...but I don't think I will.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">I mean, if I were kidnapped and left to rot in a gulag somewhere, and this was the only book available to me, then yes, I'd finish it. Otherwise, no. Am I being dramatic? Well, I tend to strong opinions about my reviews--and, honestly, why else would you need a review in the first place? I'm not trying to sell the books, I'm trying to steer you in the right direction, and, hopefully, keep you from wasting your time. Admittedly, most of my reviews are negative. Then again, admittedly, most modern fantasy is bad. Heck, a good book is a rare commodity in general and always has been. I'm of the opinion that--sorry Mr. Bloom--many so-called "classics" are only classics because they're old and we can't quite understand them.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Dickens, Bronte, even Hardy--these were sensationalist authors in their time, and most of their contemporaries thought they were writing crap. Most of Dickens' "novels" were originally published as magazine serials. He was the Stephen King of his time, except he had a political streak.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; "><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">Excuse me while I continue to nerd out for another moment; it's like when people try to "talk old", another pet peeve of mine. People throw around the "thees" and "thous" like they're birdseed, thinking they sound educated. The fact is, back when Shakespeare and his ilk were writing, "thee" and "thou" were familiar terms; "you" was actually the more formal term. Moreover, things written or translated before the mid 1700s--and I'm including the King James translation of the Bible in this statement--are chock full of "whither thou art's" and "wherefore art thou's" because, until recently, the English language didn't contain a progressive tense. Meaning, you couldn't say, "where are you going?" It was "whither go thou" or bust. This is the Medievalist in me; I like to think it increases my immunity to bullshit.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Nightwatch</span> is full of bullshit. Of course, this could be due to a terrible translation, but I doubt it. It's full of just the kind of fake "watch me be educated" crap I hate. This guy is trying way too hard to be dark and brooding--a pastime best left to Anne Rice, in my opinion--but his uncomfortable self awareness just gets in the way. For the first two thirds of the book or so, I managed to swallow his "watch me be precocious" song and dance, then I gave up.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">"Write what you know" is more than a saying; it conveys a very real warning, about the dangers we face when we attempt to tackle social issues beyond our experience. This book reads like it was written by a teenager, someone who's learned everything he knows about human interaction, lost chances, and the pain of adulthood through VH1 specials. It's obvious he's not speaking from firsthand experience; his characters' experiences, and their reactions to them, are all too trite. I couldn't force myself to care what happened, because it's obvious the author doesn't understand, in the least, the implications of the plot he's created.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">Sometimes, over time, writers improve. Sometimes they improve a lot. Part of this phenomenon is increased experience; part of it is increased confidence. When I was first writing scholarly papers, I bowed to my professors' pressure to conform. I listened when I was told, "You can't say, 'the peasants got the short end of the stick', that's not scholarly!" Never mind that that was the most concise, most accurate description of what was going on. It wasn't until I was older that I finally had the confidence to write in my own voice. So, you know, there's always hope that, with a little more practice, and a lot more growth, he'll improve.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">Of course, he's not a teenager--at least, I don't think he is. Most teenagers, especially the smart ones, are fairly pretentious and self satisfied. It's worrying to see these traits in a full-fledged adult.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">Of course, once you get past these defects, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Nightwatch</span> still has no plot. When it comes to modern fantasy, I'm generally not expecting miracles. This genre isn't about deep and meaningful; its readers don't want it, and its plots and premises don't lend themselves well to it. Still, just because a book isn't <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Tess of the D'Urbervilles</span> doesn't mean I want to feel completely brain-dead when I try to read it. A good book, at whatever level of "good" you're talking about, needs to have a definite point of view, a narrative theme, and a message beyond the simple mechanics of the plot. In other words, all good books are more than the sum of their parts.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Nightwatch</span> has all the complexity of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; ">Goodnight Moon</span>, with none of its emotional impact.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">Whether teenagers or adults, we do the best when we write what we know. Otherwise, we can end up alienated from the language we're trying to use, and disconnected from the story we're trying to tell. That's what's happened here, and it makes for disappointing, pathetic reading.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-size: 1em; font-weight: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; ">I give it a D minus. I'd give it an F, but I save Fs for authors with racist, sexist, or otherwise harmful agendas who produce books powerful enough to influence people to their point of view.</p></span>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>A Cover Worth Ten Coppers?  Don&apos;t Judge.</title>
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    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2009://5.126</id>

    <published>2009-01-23T03:06:57Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-23T03:25:53Z</updated>

    <summary>I almost didn&apos;t buy A Woman Worth Ten Coppers, because the cover looked so trashy. As a rule--and I know this is going to sound strange, coming from a Laurell K. Hamilton fan--I&apos;m not a big fan of books with...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>CJ Stutz</name>
        <uri>mailto:theaccidentalbard@gmail.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 16px; "><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Morgan Howell - A Woman Worth Ten Coppers.jpeg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/ProductImage.aspx.jpeg" width="140" height="229" class="mt-image-right" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;" /></span><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">I almost didn't buy <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><a href="ttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345503961?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0345503961">A Woman Worth Ten Coppers</a></span>, because the cover looked so trashy. As a rule--and I know this is going to sound strange, coming from a Laurell K. Hamilton fan--I'm not a big fan of books with buxom, half naked girls on their covers. Generally, I like to preserve the illusion that I'm reading literature--not porn. That being said, when I read the back of the book, the plot sounded intriguing, so I overcame my embarrassment and bought it.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">I'm glad I did. Morgan Howell is a relatively new writer, someone I've never heard of before. Within two days, I'd read <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Coppers</span>, and returned to our favorite haunt, the bookstore, looking for more. I was delighted to discover, she's also written another series! <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">King's Property</span>, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Clan Daughter</span>, and <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Royal Destiny</span> tell the story of a woman who rises from slavery to power, becoming queen of a misunderstood and often maligned race. I wish I'd read this trilogy first; it's set in the same universe as <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Coppers</span>, and it provides some crucial back-story on the evil, which is well on its way to plaguing the world in that book. The stories aren't directly related; you don't need to read one, to understand or enjoy the other. Nevertheless, if you're a plot nerd like me, you'll appreciate this advice.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">I'm one of those people who finds <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">The Lord of the Rings</span> a frustrating read, because it doesn't provide enough back-story on who those Numenorians were, and how they ended up in those barrows. I mean, were the barrow wights there before? Did the Numenorians become the barrow wights? Were the barrow wights attracted to the Numenorians' power somehow?</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Seriously. That being said, what makes <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Coppers</span>--and, so far, Howell's writing as a whole--a standout is the complexity of her characters, and the sensitivity with which she portrays their struggles. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Coppers</span> tells the story of a young woman who, through a random twist of fate, becomes a slave. She's neither wholly resigned to her fate, nor is she wholly rebellious. She's not one of those "spunky" heroines, spewing obnoxious one-liners even as she wrestles with trite inner demons. She's a real person. Her new owner is neither a terrible person, nor a saint. He believes in the institution of slavery; it's part of his culture. He's confused by his conflicting desires to treat his new property as a real person, and, at the same time, use her. Their relationship, such as it is, gives this book a powerful center.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">For a wonder, the plot is good, too. Howell has a talent of writing concisely, peppering her plot with lots of action, while still adding depth and nuance. Her stories aren't simple or simplistic; I've been consistently surprised and delighted by the paths her characters take. I hate it when plot "twists" are obvious; I feel like I'm outwitting the author or, as Oscar Wilde wrote, going into battle with an unarmed man. Howell is a wonder, in that she's completely original.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Unlike some other favorite authors--Robert Jordan comes to mind, not to speak ill of the dead--Howell doesn't get bogged down in innumerable plot twists, or three page long descriptions of clothing, food, or surroundings. She clearly loves her characters, but she's not in love with them. If you like real people and meaningful conflicts, but you wish the "good" fantasy on your shelf had more action and less stertorous political intrigue, existential angst, and commentary on the tastiness of goat's milk, then Howell's the author for you.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">I actually remembered the plot nuances of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Coppers</span> a week after I finished reading it. That's rare; most of the time, at least for me, all these "hero awakens to his destiny, slays the villain, saves the princess" stories run together. I remember what happened, but after awhile I sort of forget why--or why I cared. Even worse are those instances where the author is clearly trying too hard. I love urban fantasy, all our regular readers know that, but I seriously don't need another Hamilton or Butcher rip-off. Believe it or not, I'm actually not pining for yet another proto-Rice dialectic on the miseries of isolation being a vampire brings.</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">You can never see the sun again; life after death is your own private apocalypse. I get it. Rent "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">In <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Coppers</span>, Howell brings the gritty, "real world" flavor of urban fantasy to the more traditional landscape of high fantasy. She manages to avoid the clichés of both. Instead, she melds the genres seamlessly to create something that, to some extent, defies categorization. She gives us a strong female heroine without being preachy or turning her book into a platform for women's issues; she gives us a lush, believable, somewhat medieval fantasy world without drawing on Tolkien or the Camelot myth. And, this is what makes Howell so different. She's new, she's different, he work is fresh and original. It would be a real shame if she didn't become a massive best selling author, so buy her books!</p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "><br /></p><p class="western" align="JUSTIFY" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Both <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Coppers</span> and the <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">King's Property</span> trilogy get a straight A.</p></span> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Reader&apos;s Block: Can&apos;t Get No Satisfaction</title>
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    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.125</id>

    <published>2008-12-06T19:51:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-06T19:58:56Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[When it comes to books, lately, I can't get no satisfaction.&nbsp; At the beginning of this week, I had LASIK surgery; as I sat in bed last night, trying vainly to read through the bulletproof plastic taped to my face,...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>CJ Stutz</name>
        <uri>mailto:theaccidentalbard@gmail.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">When it comes 
to books, lately, I can't get no satisfaction.&nbsp; At the beginning 
of this week, I had LASIK surgery; as I sat in bed last night, trying 
vainly to read through the bulletproof plastic taped to my face, I realized, 
this is a metaphor for my current reading experience.&nbsp; I want to 
read, I really do, but I can't.&nbsp; It's not just my recent tendency 
to fall asleep every time I get comfortable; recent work obligations 
have been keeping me on my toes.&nbsp; Even when I can manage to keep 
my eyes open, there's nothing good to read.&nbsp; I have reader's 
block.</font></p>]]>
        <![CDATA[&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I have to tape 
my protective goggles onto my face before I start reading, because I 
know I'll probably fall asleep--from sheer boredom, if nothing else.&nbsp; 
I want books to excite me, and, usually, they do.&nbsp; Since I learned 
to read, books have been a necessary escape from a confusing, and often 
cruel, world.&nbsp; As a fat kid with glasses who couldn't play sports, 
I escaped the torments of gym class by hiding under the bleachers with 
a book.&nbsp; The books of my childhood are like old friends to me now, 
and all books hold a special place in my heart, for what they represent.</font>&nbsp;<br />
</p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">A book, even 
a bad book, is due a certain amount of respect--which is why I feel 
I have an obligation to finish reading it, once I start it.&nbsp; This 
obligation goes far beyond the five or ten dollars I spent purchasing 
it; I have to discover the hidden magic.&nbsp; Lately, though, I haven't 
discovered anything worthwhile.&nbsp; I finally turn the last page, 
and all I feel is a dull disinterest.</font>&nbsp;<br /></p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">If I make it 
to the last page at all; there's a growing pile of books next to my 
bed that, while I haven't admitted defeat and given up on them, I 
haven't finished reading them, either.&nbsp; I will, I mean, I have 
to, now, I started reading them...right?&nbsp; I'm just pausing for 
rest.</font>&nbsp;<br /></p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">The problem 
is, I don't care if these characters live or die.&nbsp; I don't 
care if their world ends.&nbsp; I don't care--because the writer 
never made me care.&nbsp; The basic facts of the books are so forgettable, 
their characters so one-dimensional, their worlds so dreary, if I stop 
reading them for a few days, I forget what they're about.&nbsp; I 
realize, oh, crud, I'm going to have to start again at the beginning.&nbsp; 
One recent offender is <i>Shaman's Crossing</i>, the first book in Robin 
Hobb's Soldier Son trilogy.&nbsp; I started reading it a few months 
ago, and now I sort of forget what it's about.&nbsp; Um, there's 
some adolescent angst, some teenagers who don't really understand 
the politics influencing their parents...wait, is this <i>Atonement</i>?&nbsp; 
Is this <i>Great Expectations</i>?&nbsp; The great "reveal," of course, 
is that parents are people, too--not the godlike idols we imagine them 
to be.&nbsp; Except, really, what teenager thinks their parents are 
perfect?&nbsp; Real coming of age stories, like <i>Jane Eyre</i>, reflect our 
growth and development as human beings, as we come to grips with war, 
violence, death, racism, and hate.</font>&nbsp;<br /></p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">These things 
are, by definition, pointless.&nbsp; There is no Reason, there is no 
Truth; life is what we create for ourselves.&nbsp; If everything happens 
for a purpose, and coming of age means learning that purpose, then, 
well, growing up isn't very difficult, is it?&nbsp; Your perception 
of the world around you is hardly challenged--see, your parents aren't 
really bad people, they just made choices you didn't understand, but, 
hey, now that you know what's going on, all's well with the world 
again!&nbsp; Unlike her first two trilogies, Hobb's latest offering 
rings false, because it doesn't resonate with the actual coming of 
age experience. </font>&nbsp;<br /></p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I opened up 
<i>Happy Hour of the Damned</i>, read the first two pages, and put it down.&nbsp; 
It was too stupid, even for me.</font>&nbsp;<br /></p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I started reading 
<i>Treason Keep</i>, having made it through the first of Jennifer Fallon's 
Hythrun Chronicles, and eventually gave up.&nbsp; Fallon's books are 
like video games: pleasantly repetitive, if you enjoy the story.&nbsp; 
Her spunky, one-dimensional heroine, who never doubts herself, surges 
forward, battles an indomitable foe, is captured, is rescued, and surges 
forward to fight again.&nbsp; I got the same sort of "am I playing 
Zelda?" déjà vu when I watched Peter Jackson's King Kong.&nbsp; 
It's not that I have a problem, particularly, with this sort of "level 
up" reading, but sometimes, when you've played on level, you've 
played them all.</font>&nbsp;<br /></p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I really enjoyed 
the first few installments of Kate Elliot's Crown of Stars series, 
because it started out good.&nbsp; Halfway through Child of Flame, she 
digressed into this weird, possibly drug induced fantasy of walking 
through the solar system, visiting planets like stops on a treasure 
hunt, and I gave up.&nbsp; I mean, I really want to return, and plow 
through it, in hopes that, eventually, the book will become comprehensible 
again.&nbsp; Unfortunately, though, she's destroyed the book's sense 
of place for me.&nbsp; Imagine if, halfway through <i>The Fellowship of 
the Ring</i>, muppets dressed like Timothy Leary started grooving across 
the screen.</font>&nbsp;<br /></p>

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">There are good 
books out there, books I don't already own, I know this.&nbsp; But...where 
are they?&nbsp; Maybe I need to start reviewing books at the halfway 
point; I'd have more material for this site.&nbsp; If you, Dear Reader, 
have some suggestions for me, then please, please, please forward them 
along.&nbsp; Otherwise, I might have to start rereading A Song of Ice 
and Fire in self defense.</font></p>
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<entry>
    <title>Homophobic Content in &apos;Shadows Return&apos;</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/12/homophobic-content-in-shadows-1.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.124</id>

    <published>2008-12-06T19:33:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-06T19:48:35Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Awhile ago, I wrote a fairly glowing review of Lynn Flewelling's Nightstalker series.&nbsp; Now, with Shadows Return, I retract it.&nbsp; In its entirety.&nbsp; This review is going to be fairly short, because I'm not good at talking about things that...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>CJ Stutz</name>
        <uri>mailto:theaccidentalbard@gmail.com</uri>
    </author>
    
    <category term="gay" label="Gay" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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    <category term="reviews" label="Reviews" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/12/lynnflewelling_shadowsreturn.php" onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/12/lynnflewelling_shadowsreturn.php','popup','width=350,height=564,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/12/lynnflewelling_shadowsreturn-thumb-200x322.jpg" alt="lynnflewelling_shadowsreturn.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="322" width="200" /></a></span><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Awhile ago, 
I wrote a fairly glowing review of Lynn Flewelling's Nightstalker 
series.&nbsp; Now, with <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0553590081?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0553590081"><i>Shadows Return</i></a>, I retract it.&nbsp; In its entirety.&nbsp; This review 
is going to be fairly short, because I'm not good at talking about 
things that disgust me.&nbsp; One of the great goals of the gay rights 
movement has been to increase awareness of the fact that, ultimately, 
there really is no such thing as "gay" rights.&nbsp; There are "human 
being" rights, and your sexuality doesn't define you--or your experience 
in the world.&nbsp; The designation "gay" doesn't give us any 
insight into a person's character, any more than the designation "straight" 
does.&nbsp; To me, using "gay" as a plot device, in the sense that 
all gay people react to things a certain way, is offensive.<br /><br /></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">What's even 
more offensive is saying that, unlike a woman, a gay man can't be 
raped, if he experiences physical arousal.&nbsp; What's even MORE 
offensive is saying that, unlike a woman, for whom rape is a cataclysmic, 
life altering event, a gay man doesn't experience even mild discomfort.&nbsp; 
A gay man can, apparently, just keep right on going, because it's 
just sex--and, therefore, no big deal.&nbsp; Well, gosh, where to begin 
with this one.&nbsp; Do I really need to tell you this is all bullshit?&nbsp; 
Apparently, I do--because, not only did Lynn Flewelling write a book 
about it, her editor was either so homophobic, or brain dead, that he 
let it go.</font> <br /><br /><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">The Nightstalker 
series features two protagonists, partners Alec and Seregil.&nbsp; The 
basic theme of Shadows Return is, Alec and Seregil go on a diplomatic 
mission, where they're both kidnapped, and, they think, taken to separate 
destinations.&nbsp; What they don't realize, but you can see coming 
from the first chapter, is those "separate destinations" are actually 
in the same house!&nbsp; While Alec languishes in slavery in the basement, 
Seregil languishes in torment in the tower.&nbsp; Seregil is tied to 
a bed, drugged, and repeatedly raped.&nbsp; Flewelling, disappointingly, 
makes no effort to contextualize her character's experience.&nbsp; 
Instead, she treats us to the Happy Valley version of torture.&nbsp; 
Her attitude, throughout the book, seems to be, "eh, no big deal."&nbsp; 
There's never any sense of danger, or foreboding, because, quite frankly, 
Flewelling doesn't take her character's experience seriously.<br /><br /></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Once Seregil 
escapes--of course he escapes--he returns to Alec, and all is well.&nbsp; 
Alec, of course, having seen Seregil with his tormentor once or twice, 
is burning with jealousy.&nbsp; The main issue of their reunion is, 
how can Alec ever overcome his jealousy?&nbsp; I think what makes me 
angriest is, Flewelling plays right into the most destructive homophobic 
stereotype of all: that gay relationships aren't "real" relationships.&nbsp; 
Seregil is a slut and Alec is a screaming queen.<br /><br /></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I think Flewelling 
should be ashamed of herself.&nbsp; She'd be better off spewing her 
bilious, homophobic nonsense out in the open, with Anne Coulter, than 
trying to pass herself off as a novelist.&nbsp; The only "fantasy" 
here is the notion that gay people don't really feel things like the 
rest of us, because they're not really people.&nbsp; Don't give 
your money to a homophobe. <b><br /><br />Grade: F</b></font>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The &apos;Eldest&apos; Tale Ever Told</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/11/the-eldest-tales-of-all.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.122</id>

    <published>2008-11-25T03:00:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-25T04:02:14Z</updated>

    <summary>Christopher Paolini has taken a lot of flak for being derivative. The comparisons of the Inheritance Cycle to popular classics like Star Wars are legion--and rightly so. But what his detractors miss is that the value of Paolini&apos;s work is...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
    <category term="christopherpaolini" label="Christopher Paolini" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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    <category term="theinheritancecycle" label="The Inheritance Cycle" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="youngadult" label="Young Adult" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/11/Paolini%20-%20Eldest.php" onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/11/Paolini - Eldest.php','popup','width=339,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/11/Paolini%20-%20Eldest-thumb-200x294.jpg" alt="Paolini - Eldest.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px; float: right;" width="200" height="294" /></a><p>Christopher Paolini has taken a lot of flak for being derivative. The comparisons of the Inheritance Cycle to popular classics like Star Wars are legion--and rightly so. But what his detractors miss is that the value of Paolini's work is not to be found in the nuances of his writing but, as the <i>New York Times</i> said in its original review of <i>Eragon</i>, "in the sweep of the story and the conviction of the storyteller." It is that conviction that drives these books, and with the second book of the trilogy-cum-tetralogy, Mr. Paolini brings his epic into the teeth of the high drama that the first volume only foreshadowed. In <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0440238498?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0440238498"><i>Eldest</i></a>, the characters find that their toughest trials have only just begun, and the power and wisdom gained throughout the novel end in a clash of battle, betrayal, and brotherhood.&nbsp; <br /><br />The Star Wars comparisons, while apt, too often forget that Star Wars itself is merely a (very overt) modern re-telling of mythic themes that have been central to literature and the arts since Western civilization began. George Lucas hardly invented the thematic struggle of the outnumbered forces of good against the vastly superior forces of evil; nor did the symbolism inherent in the "dark father" archetype originate with him. Indeed, the story of the farmboy-become-white-knight is central to the majority of modern epic fantasy. The themes and ideas at play in <i>Eldest</i> are some of the most pervasive in Western culture, and the fact that it is this bedrock upon which Paolini has chosen to found his saga is a testament to the boldness of his story and the confidence of its author, not a necessarily a slight to his creativity. It takes a certain amount of nerve and a good amount of character to set about telling the oldest of stories in a new and personal way. While the story Paolini weaves in <i>Eldest</i> may seem familiar, the simple confidence with which he tells it raises it above the level of boring fantasy re-treads.&nbsp;Paolini manages to take a tried-and-true concept and still give it emotional impact, and in this sense he succeeds.</p>
<p><em>Eldest</em> falls short, however, in its failure to introduce anything truly&nbsp;<em>new.&nbsp;</em>Reading it, ironically, feels&nbsp;a lot&nbsp;like watching Star Wars: it never fails to entertain, but you know the story too well to really be on the edge of your seat.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>While <i>Eragon</i> was an origin story and a quest novel, <i>Eldest</i> is more of a <em>bildungsroman</em>. The story picks up moments after it ended in <i>Eragon</i>, where we find that our eponymous hero has the wisdom and foresight to realize that up to this point he has survived on raw potential. He needs training.<br /><br />Eragon finds this tutelage with the Elves in their clandestine pine-forest kingdom, under the instruction of a secret colleague mentor whose main contribution to his student ends up being the basic principles of a moral life: with power comes responsibility; with knowledge comes a necessary loss; compassion begets compassion; everything has a cost. True love, above all, endures.&nbsp;Some enemies must be stopped, no matter what the cost.</p>
<p>It is with plot elements like Eragon's time with the Elves that Paolini's repetitiveness seems the most unfortunate.&nbsp;So many stories before have told of&nbsp;Elves and the humans that interact with them.&nbsp;Do we need another story about an&nbsp;ancient race of forest-dwelling&nbsp;immortals possessed of&nbsp;centuries' worth of&nbsp;knowledge and wisdom and yet apparently lacking the will or energy to use their powers for the benefit of the other races?&nbsp;For that matter, do we need more dwarves? One wonders if Mr. Paolini ever feels trapped by his decision to set his tale in such a traditional fantasy world.</p>In another example of copycatting, Paolini works in a story thread about Eragon's cousin Roran, a hard-nosed youth with a somewhat inexplicable grudge against Eragon for allegedly starting his troubles who turns into a reluctant leader of his village, all of whom are now on the run from the evil Empire. The trouble is, Roran's character is a dead ringer for Perrin Aybara, Robert Jordan's blacksmith turned populist leader who has a similarly rousing effect on his home village in <i>The Shadow Rising</i>, Book Four of Jordan's sprawling Wheel of Time saga. Like Perrin, Paolini's Roran finds that he has a natural (though unexpected) talent for leadership and a stubborn attachment to the bygone village idyll in which he grew up that results in his decision to defend it against seemingly insurmountable odds. Like Perrin, he awakes a surprising toughness in his brethren and leads them out of their seclusion into the affairs of the larger world. He even carries a hammer. While Paolini undoubtedly intended this plotline to ground his story with a more human element, it comes off as too derivative, a bit too contrived. Roran's reunion with Eragon does give a small thrill: the author's decision to effectively replace Murtagh's best-friend character with the Eragon's almost-forgotten Roran is satisfactory in a predictable way.&nbsp; <br /><br />
<p>Mr. Paolini does bring more stylistic maturity and a better coherence of theme to this second novel. Conviction seems to be a theme in <em>Eldest</em>, for example. The main characters find to a man that it is this trait that is most important to their struggles, be they life, love, or war.&nbsp; In the universe of the Inheritance Cycle (as in any, one might add), conviction is belief in oneself and the determination to realize the goals that belief implies. <br /><br />Despite a general improvement in his writing and the genuine feeling that lies behind his main character's journey, Mr. Paolini often handles Eragon's moral journey clumsily. Dialogue is a challenge at points; characters say things that no real person would ever say, epic medieval setting or not. Ethical quandaries (and, particularly, Eragon's personal struggle with them) are presented head-on, with no proverbial padding between the moral message and the way it is portrayed.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Eragon's&nbsp;emotions are also often disturbingly&nbsp;immature--his anger at&nbsp;the discovery of magic's darker uses and costs is&nbsp;instant and babyish,&nbsp;the&nbsp;frustration of a ten-year-old who isn't getting what he wants. This lies in contrast to&nbsp;a generally apt portrayal of teenage angst over the opposite sex. Eragon's obsession with the elf-maiden Arya is as fervent and ridiculous and naive as real adolescent infatuation can be. If I didn't think that they probably end up together, I'd have more respect for the author's decision to create a rift between them.</p><p>Ultimately, <i>Eldest</i> suffers from a lack of emotional complexity. But it is, after all, fiction intended for young adults. Its simplicity and passion make it a fun read for those who have not yet become inured to the classic epic motifs it reuses, but the adult reader might find that it falls a bit flat. <br /></p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>&apos;Winter is Coming to HBO&apos;</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/11/winter-is-coming-to-hbo.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.121</id>

    <published>2008-11-16T16:47:18Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-16T16:49:36Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[In case you hadn't heard.I wonder when A Dance with Dragons is "coming"?&nbsp; (Couldn't resist.)...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
    <category term="agameofthrones" label="A Game of Thrones" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="asongoficeandfire" label="A Song of Ice and Fire" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="georgerrmartin" label="George R. R. Martin" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="tv" label="TV" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<a href="http://grrm.livejournal.com/58155.html">In case you hadn't heard</a>.<br /><br />I wonder when <i>A Dance with Dragons</i> is "coming"?&nbsp; (Couldn't resist.)<br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>&apos;Wrath of the Lich King&apos; Premieres</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/11/wrath-of-the-lich-king-premier.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.119</id>

    <published>2008-11-14T14:01:30Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-14T14:11:36Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[I haven't played World of Warcraft actively for a while, and even when I was playing more regularly I was never more than a recreational player.&nbsp; The newest expansion, however, is the biggest the game has ever had, bumping the...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
    <category term="games" label="Games" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="mmogs" label="MMOGs" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="worldofwarcraft" label="World of Warcraft" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>I haven't played World of Warcraft actively for a while, and even when I was playing more regularly I was never more than a recreational player.&nbsp; The newest expansion, however, is the biggest the game has ever had, bumping the level cap up to 80 and adding vast new landmasses and adventuring opportunities. </p>
<p>Yesterday, Wired.com posted its <a href="http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/11/four-reasons-to.html">Top 4 Reasons You Need Warcraft's Lich King Expansion</a>.</p>
<p>I might have to justify the $15 a month I'm still paying and actually log back in to see what's going on.&nbsp; After buying Lich King, of course.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Minus X-Wings, Plus Dragons: Parodies of Fantasy Titles</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/11/minus-x-wings-plus-dragons-par-2.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.118</id>

    <published>2008-11-11T19:01:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-11T19:10:21Z</updated>

    <summary>Pat from Pat&apos;s Fantasy Hotlist drew my attention to this thread over at the Westeros forums, featuring three hilarious pages of classic epic fantasy cover art, with titles lampooned by one Walter Paisley.Here are a few of my favorites:...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
    <category term="humor" label="Humor" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<a href="http://fantasyhotlist.blogspot.com/2008/11/little-fun-with-past-and-present-sff.html">Pat from Pat's Fantasy Hotlist</a> drew my attention to <a href="http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?showtopic=32087">this thread over at the Westeros forums</a>, featuring three hilarious pages of classic epic fantasy cover art, with titles lampooned by one Walter Paisley.<br /><br />Here are a few of my favorites:<br /><br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="eragon_parody.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/eragon_parody.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="594" width="400" /></span><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="dune_parody.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/dune_parody.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="680" width="400" /></span><br /> <div><br /></div><div><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="grrm_parody.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/grrm_parody.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="663" width="400" /></span></div><div><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="twilight_parody.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/twilight_parody.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="600" width="400" /></span></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Bard Now Has Twitter.  We&apos;re Hip.  We&apos;re With It.</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/11/the-bard-now-has-twitter-were.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.114</id>

    <published>2008-11-10T13:38:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-10T13:47:39Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Twitter is something I've used myself for quite a while (check me out), but this weekend I started a separate Twitter account for The Accidental Bard and put up a (hopefully) snazzy little badge above the main blog.&nbsp; My day...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
    <category term="site" label="Site" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Twitter is something I've used myself for quite a while (<a href="http://twitter.com/jcormier">check me out</a>), but this weekend I started a separate Twitter account for The Accidental Bard and put up a (hopefully) snazzy little badge above the main blog.&nbsp; My day job often makes it hard to post as much as I'd like here, so I'm hoping to use Twitter to keep the site update to date&nbsp;in between the larger entries.&nbsp; This is something that other fantasy bloggers like <a href="http://www.adribbleofink.com">Aidan Moher</a> have done quite successfully.</p>
<p>You can follow the Bard on Twitter here: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/accidentalbard">http://www.twitter.com/accidentalbard</a>.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Seeking More from &apos;Legend of the Seeker&apos;</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/11/seeking-more-from-legend-of-th.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.113</id>

    <published>2008-11-08T22:53:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-08T22:40:03Z</updated>

    <summary>Last Saturday night I found myself nodding in my bed, dozing through ABC&apos;s slogging 11 o&apos;clock nightly news and waiting for the midnight premiere of Sam Raimi&apos;s Legend of the Seeker, the television adaptation of Terry Goodkind&apos;s Sword of Truth...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Last Saturday night I found myself nodding in my bed, dozing through ABC's slogging 11 o'clock nightly news and waiting for the midnight premiere of Sam Raimi's Legend of the Seeker, the television adaptation of Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth mega-series that we've been reporting on sporadically for the last few months. I began to question my determination to experience this dead-of-night TV event when, as my bedroom clock hit 12:07 a.m., I realized that Daylight Savings Time had ended earlier than I expected and that, at least according to ABC, it was really only 11:07. Nonetheless, I soldiered on, and, despite ABC's annoyingly frequent late night commercial segments, managed to get through the two-hour premiere before passing out.<br /><br />My past commentary about this show has often been skeptical, usually tongue-in-cheek, and always underscored by a healthy distaste for Terry Goodkind. But despite being a one-man tough crowd, I maintain a certain nostalgia for the first couple of books of the Sword of Truth (before Ayn Rand reared her ugly head and the story was merely an R-rated recycling of standard fantasy tropes, comfortably predictable and suitable for a lazy Friday evening). More than that, I hoped that a quality fantasy series might rejuvenate the genre as a viable television market. <br /><br />My hopes weren't dashed by the premiere, but Mr. Raimi and Co. have a lot of work left to do if they intend to push the envelope with this series. <br /><br />On the positive side, the production value was high; Mr. Raimi has come a long way since Xena and Hercules.&nbsp; The settings were believable, the special effects high-quality (for television), and the costuming was exquisite.&nbsp; <br /><br />The actors were enthusiastic but didn't have much to work with. Being the first episode, the writers had a lot of backstory to cover and a lot of worldbuilding to do, which often led to flavorless dialogue that was awkwardly expository.&nbsp; They did manage to build tension and create something of a sense of mystique, but above all the series opener showed an abundance of potential, as yet unfulfilled.<br /><br />We'll see if tonight's episode is sharper.<br />]]>
        
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    <title>Abercrombie Delivers Bloody Satisfaction in &apos;Last Argument of Kings&apos;</title>
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    <published>2008-11-03T20:11:01Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-04T04:04:52Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ Joe Abercrombie's got balls.&nbsp;It's something about his attitude, the way he stares down cliche and then casually twists it to his own, brutal ends. It's something about the way he refuses to allow any of his characters a fairy-tale...]]></summary>
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        <name>James Cormier</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>
</p><a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/11/joe-abercrombies-got-balls-its.php"><img class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0px 20px 20px 0px; float: left;" alt="last-argument-of-kings.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/last-argument-of-kings.jpg" width="199" height="300" /></a><a href="http://joeabercrombie.com/">Joe Abercrombie</a>'s got balls.&nbsp;It's something about his attitude, the way he stares down cliche and then casually twists it to his own, brutal ends. It's something about the way he refuses to allow any of his characters a fairy-tale happy ending, or how he manages to build a world out of sarcasm, to turn cynicism into tone.&nbsp;I, along with everybody else, have been <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/04/the-blade-itself.php">commenting</a> <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/05/before-they-are-hanged.php">on</a> this compulsion to overturn the staid tropes of fantasy fiction since his First Law trilogy began.&nbsp;But it is only with <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1591026903?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1591026903"><i>Last Argument of Kings</i></a>, Book Three of The First Law, that he brings his vicious story to a crashing finale.&nbsp; <br /><br />Mr. Abercrombie had a lot of ground left to cover, plotwise, at the end of Book Two; the main characters were essentially in position for the climax and conclusion of their respective adventures, but the final battles had yet to be played out.&nbsp;<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1591026415?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1591026415"><i>Before They Are Hanged</i></a> represented a fruitless quest for a questionable goal, leaving the point-of-view characters somewhat purposeless at journey's end, literally back at square one.&nbsp;They had arrived home from a dreadful vacation, only to find that their problems were there waiting for them.&nbsp; <br /><br />In <i>Hanged</i> the author led the story into choppy seas; with <i>Kings</i> he delivers a brilliant maelstrom that none of his characters come out of in one piece.&nbsp;Loose ends are mercilessly chopped, conflicts resolved with bloody finality, and, often, grand hopes crushed in the jaws of brutal realism.<br />&nbsp; 
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        <![CDATA[<p>Belated though this review is (everyone else in the fantasy blogosphere seems to have devoured this one long before it was officially released in the US), I did feel the need to review it, however briefly.&nbsp;Joe Abercrombie's style is hard-boiled, and surprisingly unpretentious.&nbsp; Unlike&nbsp;some other modern authors of serious fantasy, he doesn't seem to be consciously trying to&nbsp;cross the line into the realm of Capital-L-Literature, which, ironically, lends his work literary merit.&nbsp;A pulp Literature, if you will.</p>
<p>True to that form, the conclusion&nbsp;of The First Law will not leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.&nbsp;</p>
<p>The one major mystery of the trilogy--the identity and motives of the elusive Valint and Balk and the driving force behind the war--is finally unveiled.&nbsp; The reveal is anticlimactic in the sense that we should have seen it coming all along, but it also underscores the story's true antagonist.</p>
<p>Bayaz, First of the Magi, is never treated as a point of view character by Abercrombie, but (much like George Lucas' Emperor Palpatine) it turns out he is even&nbsp;more the puppetmaster than the reader was at first&nbsp;led to believe.&nbsp;He is revealed as essentially evil: a tyrant willing to use any means to justify ends dictated by his own personal (and deeply flawed) sense of morality and order.&nbsp;His is an arguably good intent gone horribly awry, and in a&nbsp;happier novel he might have met a just end.&nbsp;In a happier novel, Good King Jezal might have justifiably tossed him off a balcony and founded a new era of goodwill and trustworthy leadership under a robust rule of law.&nbsp;But Joe Abercrombie does not do happy, and he does not do idealism.&nbsp; He does realism (or at least, a very pessimistic, medieval version of it).</p>
<p>In the reality of the First Law, the king and his fairy tale kingdom are propped up by bureaucratic thuggery, and instead of nobility, chivalry, and brotherhood, the values of pragmatism, ruthlessness, and absolute power are prioritized.&nbsp; The glossy facade presented to the common people is just that: a clever illusion designed to lull their simple, grasping minds into a necessary sense of security. Not a terribly revolutionary conceit, but a well-executed one. By the end of the novel, Mr. Abercrombie has you wondering whether the honesty of the impending invasion of the Union would be preferable to life under the cruel, ever-vigilant eye of Bayaz's puppet regime.</p>
<p>The characters seem to sense this comparison of two evils as their personal experiences merge both thematically and practically with the turmoil that has engulfed their world.&nbsp;Each character, without exception, arrives at the end of this story with either greater responsibilites or greater goals, however dark and pragmatic they may be, than when he started.&nbsp;The denouement is a mixture of surprised disillusionment, grim responsibility, and renewed loss for the characters.&nbsp; Abercrombie's realism shines through strongly here, focusing on the cost of war, the toll it takes on the lives of those who wage it, at every level.&nbsp;Even survival can be a burden when the world has changed, the author seems to be saying; even continuing freedom a hard price to pay.</p>
<p>As with the first two novels, Mr. Abercrombie consciously crafts his story with an eye toward the reader's preconceived notions of plot, only to intentionally turn those notions on their head.&nbsp;The aforementioned Jezal Luthar is a perfect example. Despite Luthar's history of preening narcissism and overt self-interest, he finds himself king, due to Bayaz's incessant scheming. He finds being monarch not all it's cracked up to be, and discovers right off the bat that his high-level bureaucrats have no intention of allowing him to run his country. At this point the slow, steady rise of Jezal's character from the depths of egotism to the foothills of service to others reaches its crescendo.&nbsp; We see the new king begin to step into his role more confidently.&nbsp; We see that he has a gift for oratory, a knack for gallantry, and a newfound obsession with helping those in need.&nbsp; We see that there is a righteous anger growing within him, and we are on the verge of applause when he shows his ministers that it is his hand, and no other's, that will rule his kingdom. </p>
<p>In a more classic fantasy novel, Luthar's character arc would continue its rise, culminating in&nbsp;the creation of a great monarch and the beginning of a prosperous era.&nbsp;We would see him steer his nation in the right direction, see him face Bayaz&nbsp;in a contest of wills and win.&nbsp;In Joe Abercrombie's novel, however, we see him try and fail.&nbsp;The ruthlessness of a more powerful opponent ends&nbsp;up crushing his burgeoning&nbsp;authority and Bayaz retains his hidden control over the nation he&nbsp;founded.&nbsp;Abercrombie lets us&nbsp;see the potential for&nbsp;Luthar's reign before he cuts it off without mercy.&nbsp;That's what sets him apart:&nbsp;in the world of the First Law, power will&nbsp;out, and power will win.&nbsp;And that power need not be good.</p>
<p>The story is gripping and&nbsp;enjoyable despite the&nbsp;relatively unfortunate end it meets. If you are looking for a novel that will challenge your expectations, then this is the one for you.&nbsp;But Mr. Abercrombie's sometimes crushing pragmatism is always offset by a good sense of humor,&nbsp;and cynicism whenever possible. The story is even bookended by the same, slightly comical&nbsp;image.&nbsp;The story begins,&nbsp;in <em>The Blade Itself</em>, with Logen Ninefingers tumbling off a cliff. Reaching the end of <em>Last Argument of Kings</em>, already knowing no one is going off to live happily ever after, it is heartwarming to seen Logen go off another cliff, falling again into blackness as his bloody journey continues.<br /></p>]]>
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    <title>&apos;Legend of the Seeker&apos; to Premiere on Nov. 1</title>
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    <published>2008-10-30T13:22:37Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-30T13:44:39Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ Mark your calendars,&nbsp;Terry Goodkind&nbsp;fans: Disney's television series based on Goodkind's&nbsp;Sword of Truth series, Legend of the Seeker, premieres on your local ABC affiliate this Saturday, November 1.&nbsp; Check the official website for local channels and times.&nbsp; (In the Boston...]]></summary>
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        <name>James Cormier</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="DISPLAY: inline"><img class="mt-image-right" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 20px 20px" height="150" alt="TN-zedd01.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/TN-zedd01.jpg" width="150" /></span>Mark your calendars,&nbsp;Terry Goodkind&nbsp;fans: Disney's television series based on Goodkind's&nbsp;Sword of Truth series, Legend of the Seeker, premieres on your local ABC affiliate this Saturday, November 1.&nbsp; Check <a href="http://www.legendoftheseeker.com/">the official website</a> for local channels and times.&nbsp; (In the Boston area, it starts at midnight on Channel 5.)</p>
<p>Despite the creepy feeling that I typically get when exposed to most of Mr. Goodkind's work, I'll be there, red pen in hand, ready for some Objectivist action/adventure.&nbsp;Review to follow.</p>
<p>In the meantime, those of you who can't wait until Saturday can check out <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/reviewsNews/idUSTRE49T3DX20081030">an early review of the two-hour premiere episode</a> by the Hollywood Reporter.</p>]]>
        
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