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    <title>Otherland to Go Live as an MMO Game</title>
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    <published>2008-10-02T17:54:46Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-02T18:26:19Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Those searching for virtual immortality will be pleased to hear that a German company, dtp Entertainment, is in the process of bringing Tad Williams' near-future sci-fi virtual world to life as a massively multiplayer online computer game.&nbsp; Williams's Otherland tetralogy,...]]></summary>
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        <name>James Cormier</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Those searching for virtual immortality will be pleased to hear that a German company, dtp Entertainment, <a href="http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=249119">is in the process of bringing Tad Williams' near-future sci-fi virtual world to life</a> as a massively multiplayer online computer game.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Williams's <em>Otherland</em> tetralogy, which is comprised of <em>City of Golden Shadow</em>, <em>River of Blue Fire</em>, <em>Mountain of Black Glass</em>, and <em>Sea of Silver Light</em>, is a sprawling tale of friendship, family, conspiracy, and immortality, focused at its core on a secret brotherhood and the hyper-real, virtual reality network they have created to achieve their dark ambitions.</p>
<p>The books are definitely worth the read; we'll have to wait and see about the game.&nbsp; But it was only a matter of time until Otherland-as-MMO happened.&nbsp; The only question is, will it live up to the books' vision?</p>
<p>dtp's Otherland MMO is already in development.&nbsp; The Eurogamer story links to some teaser screenshots.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>A Fantasy Pub Crawl?</title>
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    <published>2008-09-26T13:40:37Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-26T13:45:20Z</updated>

    <summary>The Guardian&apos;s Books Blog proposes some first stops on a literary pub crawl, including a mention of the numerous watering holes to be found in the fantasy genre: Okay, who slipped us all a vellocet in the Milk Bar? We...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The Guardian's Books Blog proposes some first stops on a literary pub crawl, including a mention of the numerous watering holes to be found in the fantasy genre:</p>
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<p>Okay, who slipped us all a vellocet in the Milk Bar? We seem to have turned the wrong corner ... and things have all gone a bit odd. Ah, we must be in fantasy land. You can say what you like about fantasy fiction, but those writers certainly know how to dream up a good pub. Take <a href="http://www.thievesworld.info/novels/tales.htm"><font color="#005689">The Vulgar Unicorn</font></a>, for example, the hub of the "shared world" anthology series created by Robert Asprin, who died earlier this year, and the setting of stories from the brightest lights of the science fiction and fantasy firmament. Speaking of which, you could have a fairly hefty pub crawl through the <a href="http://www.tuckborough.net/pubbldg.html"><font color="#005689">imaginary inns and taverns of JRR Tolkien's Middle Earth</font></a>. One of the most popular in the Lord of the Rings trilogy is The Green Dragon at Bywater. It's a Hobbit pub, mind, so the biggest serving you'll get is a half a pint. I kid you not.</p></blockquote>
<p dir="ltr">This short paragraph barely scratches the surface, of course.&nbsp; Out of professional curiosity, what are your favorite fantasy public houses&nbsp;(besides the Accidental Bard, of course)?</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Stuck in Reading Limbo</title>
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    <published>2008-09-24T02:29:45Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-24T02:33:54Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[We're pretty busy at the Accidental Bard right now, not only with the unfortunate necessities of real life, but with an ever-expanding reading list.&nbsp; Right now, for instance, I'm in the middle of finishing Stephen Hunt's The Court of the...]]></summary>
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        <name>James Cormier</name>
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        <![CDATA[We're pretty busy at the Accidental Bard right now, not only with the unfortunate necessities of real life, but with an ever-expanding reading list.&nbsp; <br /><br />Right now, for instance, I'm in the middle of finishing Stephen Hunt's <i>The Court of the Air</i> and halfway through (at long last) the final book of Joe Abercrombie's The First Law trilogy, <i>Last Argument of Kings.<br /><br /></i>CJ (being a faster reader than I am) has gone through a formidable number of books since last posting.&nbsp; <br /><br />Please continue to hold.&nbsp; An operator (innkeeper?) will be with you shortly.<br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>More Site Maintenance, News, Miscellany</title>
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    <published>2008-09-11T02:39:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-11T02:50:07Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[We've been a bit preoccupied for the past couple of weeks with annoying real life obligations, we admit.&nbsp; But stay tuned for new reviews and news.&nbsp; The past couple of weeks have been heavy with real life obligations and distractions,...]]></summary>
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        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
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    <category term="anathem" label="Anathem" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[We've been a bit preoccupied for the past couple of weeks with annoying real life obligations, we admit.&nbsp; But stay tuned for new reviews and news.&nbsp; The past couple of weeks have been heavy with real life obligations and distractions, leaving little time to tend to the Bard.&nbsp; <br /><br />I've also been experiencing ongoing difficulties with our commenting system and with Movable Type in general.&nbsp; Speaking of which, thank you to <a href="http://dragonsheroesandwizards.blogspot.com/">Mulluane Lonewolf</a> for her persistence and help with beta testing the comments.&nbsp; Reader feedback is invaluable.&nbsp; If anyone has tried to comment on a post and encountered errors of some kind, please do not hesitate to e-mail us at theaccidentalbard@gmail.com and let us know.&nbsp; I'm working on stabilizing the system.<br /><br />In the meantime, take a look at <a href="http://www.suvudu.com/2008/09/neal-stephenson-and-the-clock.html">Suvudu's report on the debut of Neal Stephenson's <i>Anathem</i></a> and<a href="http://www.longnow.org/about/"> The Clock of the Long Now</a>. ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>More &apos;Legend of the Seeker&apos; Casting News</title>
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    <published>2008-09-03T20:52:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-03T21:03:35Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Continuing in our Legend of the Seeker coverage, here's an article from Cinema Blend concerning the most recent casting updates for the series, which premieres on ABC on November 1, 2008.&nbsp; Cinema Blend was one of the many sites covering...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[Continuing in our Legend of the Seeker coverage, <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Legend-of-the-Seeker-Casting-News-12017.html">here's an article</a> from Cinema Blend concerning the most recent casting updates for the series, which premieres on ABC on November 1, 2008.&nbsp; <br /><br />Cinema Blend was one of the many sites covering the Seeker panel at Comic Con, and <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Comic-Con-Sam-Raimi-Unveils-Wizard-s-First-Rule-11517.html">summed up the theme rather wryly</a>: "If you're a fan of the books, prepare to be miserable.  If you're a fan of Sam Raimi or <i>Xena: Warrior Princess</i>, get ready to relive the syndicated television fantasy magic of the mid-90s." ]]>
        
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    <title>Users Receiving a &quot;500 Internal Server Error&quot; When Commenting</title>
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    <published>2008-08-28T01:37:40Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-28T01:48:50Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[I just realized that the server often returns a 500 Internal Server Error when one tries to post a comment.&nbsp; I apologize to anyone who has experienced this problem; I know how discouraging it can be to type out a...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[I just realized that the server often returns a 500 Internal Server Error when one tries to post a comment.&nbsp; I apologize to anyone who has experienced this problem; I know how discouraging it can be to type out a comment only to find that the website is malfunctioning.&nbsp; <br /><br />Comments do seem to post successfully despite the error, but aesthetically receiving an error upon posting a comment is far from ideal.&nbsp; Receiving these errors <a href="http://forums.sixapart.com/index.php?showtopic=52920&amp;st=160&amp;gopid=265236&amp;#entry265236">seems to be a general problem</a> with Movable Type 4.0 and above.&nbsp; Rest assured that we're working on it, and in the meantime, don't be afraid to comment and please excuse our errors!<br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>&apos;The Gypsy Morph,&apos; the Apocalypse, and Their Anti-Climax</title>
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    <published>2008-08-22T19:00:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-29T02:14:06Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ Terry Brooks had a very clear intention when,&nbsp;in an attempt to combat the boredom of law school,&nbsp;he began his now-famous Shannara series: to write a classical adventure story.&nbsp; "An adventure story, something wonderfully dangerous, filled with hair-raising escapes, men...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>
</p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/the-gypsy-morph.php','popup','width=296,height=450,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/the-gypsy-morph.php"></a></span>
<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/the-gypsy-morph.php" onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/the-gypsy-morph.php','popup','width=296,height=450,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/08/the-gypsy-morph-thumb-150x228.jpg" alt="the-gypsy-morph.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="228" width="150" /></a></span>Terry Brooks had a very clear intention when,&nbsp;in an attempt to combat the boredom of law school,&nbsp;he began his now-famous Shannara series: to write a classical adventure story.&nbsp; "An adventure story, something wonderfully dangerous, filled with hair-raising escapes, men and women of character and purpose, dangers that threatened from every quarter -- that was what I wanted to write and that was how I would escape the mind-numbing predictability of law life." <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/08/the-gypsy-morph.php#footnote1">¹</a>&nbsp; Throughout his long career, in each of his Shannara books, his focus has been to entertain, to take the reader on a ride that they can see and hear and feel and to instill in them that heady sense of wonder and excitement that only good fantasy can provide.&nbsp; While his characters always struggled internally with variations on classic heroic angst, the characters always seemed a vehicle for an exciting story, not the other way around.&nbsp; 
<p>With the publication of <em>Running with the Demon </em>in 1997, however, Brooks's focus shifted inward.&nbsp; Subtitled "A Novel of Good and Evil," <em>Demon</em> was the first book of <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/06/the-small-town-blues-of-terry.php">the Word and the Void trilogy</a>, essentially a pre-apocalyptic urban fantasy dealing with an ongoing and very existential struggle between the magically empowered Knights of the Word and the demons serving the Void.&nbsp; Given the post-apocalyptic nature of the Shannara universe and the various&nbsp;hints&nbsp;given by Brooks that the&nbsp;epic fantasy series was actually set in a far future version of our own world, it wasn't too surprising when he decided to connect the two stories.&nbsp; The&nbsp;release of <em>Armageddon's Children</em>&nbsp;(and subsequently, its sequel<em>, The Elves of Cintra</em>), first book in the Genesis of Shannara trilogy, canonized the struggle of the Knights of the Word as the ultimate precursor to the Shannara stories.&nbsp; </p>
<p>The first two <em>Genesis</em> books set the stage for the apocalypse.&nbsp; Set in a near future United States where the government and civilized life as we know it has already been wiped out, the characters, consisting of two Knights of the Word, a group of street children, and the reclusive Elves, are poised at the brink of a final, more devastating disaster.&nbsp; <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345484142?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0345484142">The Gypsy Morph</a></em>, Book Three of the trilogy, offers an anticlimactic conclusion to a promising story.&nbsp; There is adventure to be found in the Genesis of Shannara, but it seems to be primarily located in the first two volumes.&nbsp;&nbsp;While <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/034548410X?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;amp;linkCode=as2&amp;amp;camp=1789&amp;amp;creative=9325&amp;amp;creativeASIN=034548410X">Armageddon's Children</a></em> and <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345484134?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0345484134">The Elves of Cintra</a></em> saw&nbsp;the motley band of good guys escaping the devastation of their homes and setting out on journeys both perilous and filled with adventure, <em>The Gypsy Morph</em> sees them struggling to journey's end in comparative exhaustion, with little but overwrought emotional drama to occupy them as they reach their destination.&nbsp; Although we enjoyed the read and thought the book had a few great points to its name, ultimately, we were unsatisfied.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>CJ and I both read <em>The Gypsy Morph</em>, sharing a review copy I received in the mail a couple of weeks ago.&nbsp; Ultimately, we both remarked on essentially the same things, and generally agreed on what we liked and disliked about the novel.</p>
<p>Brooks bookends the story with a short account of a new character, Wills.&nbsp; Without going into too much detail (since spoilers are a concern here), the Wills character is one&nbsp;who has no direct involvement with the main characters or their converging plotlines but whose influence on the larger picture is enormous.&nbsp; As a storytelling device, this aspect of <em>The Gypsy Morph</em> made the novel a more gripping, evocative piece of fiction.&nbsp; Wills's personal demons are just that: personal.&nbsp; This disconnected but central character is haunted not by the vicious creatures that hunt Logan Tom and his companions, but by the decidedly non-magical demons of his own psyche.&nbsp; The message seems to be that even when the enemy is at the gates, the fiercest struggle lies within.</p>
<p>This internal focus on character is common in Brooks's writing these days.&nbsp; When he does it well, he does it very well, but at points following the constant emotional dialogue of each character gets boring.&nbsp; With an increase in the number of point of view characters (as compared to his earlier fantasy work) comes a tendency on the part of the author to set a scene, then cycle through several characters' thoughts about that scene, their thoughts about their fellow characters, their thoughts about their fellow characters' thoughts ... you see where this is going.&nbsp; To put it bluntly, characters in Terry Brooks novels do a lot of sitting around thinking about their situation.&nbsp; This&nbsp;first became noticeable for me in the Word and the Void, in which&nbsp;Nest Freemark and John Ross' penchant for solitary maundering compliments the tone of those novels more appropriately.&nbsp;&nbsp;We enjoyed it there, but in a&nbsp;Shannara novel we expected more adventure and less contemplation.</p>
<p>This is not to say, of course, that the story&nbsp;is entirely lacking in action.&nbsp; A couple of battles with demons and one abduction&nbsp;in the night&nbsp;enliven things, but overall the book is&nbsp;more about tying up looses ends than introducing new conflict.</p>
<p>Plotwise<em>,&nbsp;The Gypsy Morph </em>is simple: following the events of<em> The Elves of Cintra</em>,&nbsp;the various, scattered characters begin moving toward each other, all&nbsp;following the reappearance of Hawk, who has returned from his sojourn in the gardens of the King of the Silver River aware of his&nbsp;true identity and newfound power but painfully ignorant as to&nbsp;his role, other than a vague sense of where to lead his followers.&nbsp; Some of the action occurs off-camera, so to speak, as the author struggles to bring every different plotline to its conclusion.</p>
<p>Hawk, the eponymous gypsy morph, is a particularly impotent character in this novel.&nbsp; The first half of the trilogy seemed to be setting him up to be a leader of some note, but once revealed as the gypsy morph, quite the opposite happened.&nbsp; Hawk began as a divinely-inspired yet practical chieftain for his followers, a Moses for his own time, destined to lead his Ghosts and anyone who chose to join them to the promised land.&nbsp; After discovering that he was at least partially a creature of magic, Hawk came back as a mere bloodhound, guiding the survivors instinctually, in fact but not in spirit, to a destination even he could not envision.&nbsp; Ironically, Mr. Brooks spent more time exploring the internal dialogues of supporting characters than he did Hawk.&nbsp; A potentially great fantasy&nbsp;protagonist went from complex character to vehicle for deus ex machina -- which, of course, is exactly where this story has been heading all along.</p>
<p>Hawk's character is representative of the theme of faith that is inherent to the work of Terry Brooks.&nbsp; Just as Brooks has always refused to delve into the mechanics of his&nbsp;system of magic and the world of fairy from which it derives, with Hawk he chooses not to explore the nature of his supernatural side farther than the simple declaration that&nbsp;Hawk is partly human, partly a being of elemental magic.&nbsp; Hawk himself knows no more than that.&nbsp; The fairies and the magic they represent are not characters&nbsp;in and of&nbsp;themselves as they are, essentially, in Robert Jordan's Wheel of&nbsp;Time, and the reader is left to take a lot on faith, much like&nbsp;Hawk's own band of doubtful followers.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Those hoping to see an overt connection to the Shannara future at the end of this trilogy may be disappointed, but looking back it could only have ended in the way that it does.&nbsp; The ending is one of the book's strengths and readers may be surprised by how it happens, but the fact that the story is well-bracketed with strong beginnings and endings does not make up for the mediocrity of its middle.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Needless to say, the span of time between the end of this story and the beginnings of the world of Shannara we know and love will prove an immense and fertile ground for sequels to Genesis.&nbsp; </p>
<p><a name="#footnote1"></a>&sup1; <font style="font-size: 0.8em;">Terry Brooks, Author's Note on <em>The Sword of Shannara</em>, <a href="http://www.terrybrooks.net/novels/shannara/sword-note.html">http://www.terrybrooks.net/novels/shannara/sword-note.html</a>,&nbsp;1991.</font></p>]]>
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<entry>
    <title>The Fantasy Art of Seamas Gallagher</title>
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    <published>2008-08-17T20:01:01Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-17T20:18:44Z</updated>

    <summary>While catching up on some Wheel of Time news, including the announcement that Universal Pictures, in partnership with Red Eagle Entertainment, purchased film rights to produce live action movies of the entire series, beginning with The Eye of the World,...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/uno_final.php" onclick="window.open('http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/uno_final.php','popup','width=600,height=750,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/assets_c/2008/08/uno_final-thumb-400x500.jpg" alt="uno_final.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="500" width="400" /></a></span><br />While catching up on some Wheel of Time news, including <a href="http://www.dragonmount.com/News/?p=362">the announcement that Universal Pictures, in partnership with Red Eagle Entertainment, purchased film rights to produce live action movies of the entire series</a>, beginning with <i>The Eye of the World</i>, as well as the recent release of <a href="http://www.dragonmount.com/News/?p=359">the 2009 Wheel of Time Calendar</a>, I meandered into <a href="http://www.dragonmount.com/Gallery/">Dragonmount's fan art gallery page</a>, which in turn led me to <a href="http://seamassketches.blogspot.com/">the artwork of Seamas Gallagher</a>.<br /><br />His work has a very brutal, graphic tone that showcases his fantastical and often whimsical themes very effectively.&nbsp; He does quite a bit of Wheel of Time artwork, including the portrait of Uno shown above.&nbsp; I think you'll find that an hour or so perusing his excellent blog is time well spent.]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The Rise of YA SF</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/08/the-rise-of-ya-sf-1.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.102</id>

    <published>2008-08-16T05:43:16Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-17T20:21:13Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders wrote an interesting polemic on io9 concerning the growing importance of Young Adult literature for the science fiction genre.&nbsp; The question presented seems to be whether the popularity of Young Adult science fiction is a death knell...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders wrote <a href="http://io9.com/5036820/young-adult-books-will-save-science-fiction">an interesting polemic on io9</a> concerning the growing importance of Young Adult literature for the science fiction genre.&nbsp; The question presented seems to be whether the popularity of Young Adult science fiction is a death knell or a cry of rebirth for a genre that many argue is experiencing a decline, given an arguable dearth of new, successful science fiction writers.<br /><blockquote>It's been 20 years since Bruce Sterling compared the "mainstream" of
science fiction to a fossilizing Politburo. Since that time, the
situation has only gotten more dire. People are constantly remarking on
the graying of science fiction readership, but statistics seem to be
hard to come by. . . .<br /><br />Meanwhile, young-adult science fiction is exploding. According to John
Scalzi, the top 50 young adult science fiction/fantasy bestsellers sold
twice as many books as the top 100 adult science fiction/fantasy
bestsellers. As we <a href="http://io9.com/336538/bill-murray-plays-dystopian-underground-ruler-for-the-kids">mentioned</a> before, there have been hardcore post-apocalyptic novels for kids and young adults for decades. With <a href="http://io9.com/5027006/two-new-chances-to-find-out-the-grown+ups-are-all-wrong">more on the way</a>. And with <em>City Of Ember</em> finally being adapted to a (hopefully) major movie, more YA readers than ever will be looking for similar stories.<br /></blockquote>Ms. Anders's opinion seems to be that we should realize that Science Fiction is not in as dire straits as some have said, and that "we should especially celebrate the awesome potential of YA SF to revitalize the field, and bring new readers to SF concepts."<br /><br />I can't say that I agree. ]]>
        <![CDATA[Granted, with the exception of the Harry Potter books, I don't read
fiction intended for young adults.&nbsp; But the qualifier "Young Adult," in
my general experience, seems to apply most readily to a class of
cheaply produced mass market products intended to take advantage of
whatever fleeting trend has most aggressively taken control of that
marketplace during any given quarter of the fiscal year.&nbsp; Call it free
association: when I think "Young Adult" (as opposed to "Children's
Literature," which produces positive associations), I think Hollywood
movie tie-ins, badly written adaptations rushed out to coincide with a
theatrical release.&nbsp; I think "Goosebumps" and any number of bad Buffy
the Vampire Slayer-style, fantasy-high-school-drama
rip-offs.&nbsp; <br /><br />Anyone familiar with Young Adult literature will no doubt find
me abhorrently uninformed.&nbsp; Looking at io9's own recent <a href="http://io9.com/336538/bill-murray-plays-dystopian-underground-ruler-for-the-kids">primer on current post-apocalyptic science fiction for young adults</a>,
however, I can't help but think that "Young Adult" really means "True
to Formula."&nbsp; If the books on io9's sampler list are any indication,
the Young Adult genre is just another opportunity for market-savvy
career writers to make an easy buck.&nbsp; <br /><br />The post-apocalypse is
hot right now (we'll have more to say about this later) and, much like
the hoard of secret-society penny dreadful thrillers that followed the
success of <i>The Da Vinci Code</i>, the many YA post-apocalyptic
series being written now are exploiting a profitable trend.&nbsp; Or, taking
it less cynically, it may simply be an example of a group of writers
playing in the kiddie pool.&nbsp; Young Adult fiction, even more than genre
fiction in general, depends on formula to survive.&nbsp; Authors interested
in the post-apocalyptic genre might find YA a paid opportunity to write
something that, at this point, would be too formulaic and cliched to
fly as an adult novel.<br /><br />Whatever the case, I'm inclined to think
that any decline in mainstream science fiction and any subsequent rise
in young adult science fiction are due more to a publishing industry
too concerned with the financial bottom line to bother backing young
writers with fresh ideas.&nbsp; Every aspiring writer knows that those that
get published got that way by arguing the market appeal of their work,
not its artistic value.&nbsp; Until the publishing industry becomes more
interested in substance than massive sales, every genre will remain
sparsely populated.]]>
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<entry>
    <title>That Sense of Wonder</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/08/that-sense-of-wonder.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.96</id>

    <published>2008-08-06T02:31:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-06T03:01:08Z</updated>

    <summary>In this month&apos;s issue of the print magazine Fantasy and Science Fiction, Charles de Lint wrote a short review of Greg Keyes&apos;s newest book, The Born Queen, the fourth and final volume of The Kingdom of Thorn and Bone tetralogy...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[In this month's issue of the print magazine <i>Fantasy and Science Fiction</i>, Charles de Lint wrote a short review of Greg Keyes's newest book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345440692?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0345440692"><i>The Born Queen</i></a>, the fourth and final volume of <i>The Kingdom of Thorn and Bone</i> tetralogy (which is now definitely on my must-read list).&nbsp; <a href="http://www.sfsite.com/fsf/2008/cdl0809.htm">Found in the recurring "Books to Look For" section, Mr. De Lint's piece</a> praises Keyes's series as an exemplar of the greatest attraction of fantasy literature:<br /><blockquote>...[W]hat makes this series so satisfying is how it reclaims the sense of wonder that first attracted many of us to reading fantasy in the first place.&nbsp; Yes, the plotting is deft and surprising, the characters fully realized, the world fascinating.&nbsp; But you can say that about a lot of books.&nbsp; What too many of them lack, however, is that feeling of wonder.&nbsp; The sense that the world is a bigger, more mysterious, and stranger place than we usually take it to be.<br /></blockquote>De Lint has hit the nail on the head.&nbsp; This has always been precisely what I look for when reading a fantasy novel.&nbsp; I wrote something very similar back in <a href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/04/the-blade-itself.php">my review</a> of Joe Abercrombie's <i>The Blade Itself</i>: "Ultimately, for me, the true test of a great fantasy is
not whether it can show me great battles or deadly court intrigue, but
whether it can impart in me a sense of wonder, a fascination with the
mystical arcane."&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />The ultimate attraction of fantasy, for me and many others, is indeed the ability of good fantasy writers to instill in the reader this "sense of wonder," whether it comes in the form of wide-eyed awe or as a quiet, smiling whimsy.<br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Hivemind: Resistance Is Futile</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/07/hivemind-resistance-is-futile.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.95</id>

    <published>2008-07-30T02:48:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-30T03:03:15Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Stephen Hunt, webmaster of SF Crowsnest.com and author of The Court of the Air and The Kingdom Beyond the Waves, recently announced the premiere of Hivemind, a social networking website dedicated to fans of science fiction and fantasy.&nbsp; Think Facebook,...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
    <category term="hivemind" label="Hivemind" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[Stephen Hunt, webmaster of SF Crowsnest.com and author of <i>The Court of the Air</i> and <i>The Kingdom Beyond the Waves</i>, recently announced the premiere of <a href="http://www.sfcrowsnest.com/hivemind/home.php">Hivemind</a>, a social networking website dedicated to fans of science fiction and fantasy.&nbsp; Think Facebook, but with better "Interests."<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sfcrowsnest.com/hivemind/profile.php?user=theaccidentalbard">The Bard is a proud member.</a>&nbsp; So friend us already.&nbsp; Or is it "hive us"?<br />  ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>&apos;Legend of the Seeker&apos; to Premiere on ABC in November &apos;08</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/07/legend-of-the-seeker-to-premie.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.94</id>

    <published>2008-07-28T18:16:11Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-06T02:28:22Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Already much-cited around the SFF blogosphere, Suvudu reported from Comic-Con in San Diego last week that a panel was held on the long-rumored television series based on Terry Goodkind's fantasy series The Sword of Truth.&nbsp; Renamed 'Legend of the Seeker,'...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>Already much-cited around the SFF blogosphere, Suvudu reported from Comic-Con in San Diego last week that a panel was held on the long-rumored television series based on Terry Goodkind's fantasy series The Sword of Truth.&nbsp; Renamed <a href="http://www.legendoftheseeker.com/">'Legend of the Seeker</a>,' the main roles have already been cast.&nbsp; Here's Suvudu's initial report on the panel:</p>
<blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px;">
<p>Terry Goodkind, the author of the bestselling <i>The Sword of Truth</i> series, visited Comic-Con today with director Sam Raimi and those who produced the television shows <b>Xena</b> and <b>Hercules</b>. Together as a panel, they laid out their plans for adapting <b>Wizard's First Rule</b> into a 22-episode season to air on ABC via Disney.</p>
<p>I will be posting a lot more news on this in the forthcoming days, but I wanted to share with Goodkind fans that the name of the ABC series is <a href="http://www.legendoftheseeker.com/" target="new"><font color="#cc6633">Legend of the Seeker</font></a> and it will begin November 1, 2008. Richard Cypher and Kahlen have been cast, but today Sam Raimi announced the casting of Zedd. The actor playing the wizard Zedd is Bruce Spence, who had minor roles in <b>LOTR: Return of the King</b> and <b>Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith</b> but who has decades of acting experience.</p>
<p>More to come in the next few days!</p></blockquote>
<p dir="ltr"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0817748/">Bruce Spence</a> played the Mouth of Sauron in <em>Lord of the Rings: Return of the King</em> and the Utapau representive (the weird alien Obi-Wan talks to after arriving on the planet in search of General Grievous) in Episode III.&nbsp; He also played the Trainman in <em>The Matrix Revolutions</em>, in case you were wondering.&nbsp; The other two main leads are relatively unknown, at least to me.</p>
<p dir="ltr">The fact that Sam Raimi is directing seems promising, but the Disney/ABC thing still bothers me.&nbsp; I'm not a Terry Goodkind fan, but I don't like to see fantasy done badly, and it still seems unlikely that as massive and graphic a novel as <em>Wizard's First Rule</em> could be done well on network television, even in 22 episodes.&nbsp; The rumor that the title was changed to "Legend of the Seeker" from "Wizard's First Rule" to avoid offending religious viewers who have a problem with "sorcery," if true, confirms&nbsp;my fear&nbsp;that the writers and the network are all too willing to compromise story for the sake of avoiding potential brouhaha.&nbsp; The Sword of Truth, as a series, is potentially offensive from start to
finish: even putting the overt Objectivist theme of the books aside,
the storyline regularly includes graphic violence, often at the same
time as sexual content.&nbsp; <em>Wizard's First Rule</em> alone, if I
remember correctly, involves a scene featuring Darken Rahl, the primary
antagonist, participating in a dark ritual too disgusting to mention
this soon after lunch.
</p><p dir="ltr">Take away every part of these books that is likely to
offend someone seriously and you're left with a derivative fantasy
story unlikely to be improved upon by being adapted for network
television.</p>
<p dir="ltr">But I'm willing to be proven wrong, and of course I'll be
watching.&nbsp; I'm going to make CJ sit down and watch it with me, whether
she wants to or not.&nbsp; We'll keep you updated on this, as we have in the
past, complete with scathing commentary. <br /></p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>Update:</b> Cinemablend.com has <a href="http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Comic-Con-Sam-Raimi-Unveils-Wizard-s-First-Rule-11517.html">a fuller report</a>
of what took place on the Legend of the Seeker panel at San Diego
Comic-Con, including Terry Goodkind's comments and Sam Raimi's
intentions for the show's format and style. </p>
<p dir="ltr"><strong>Update: </strong>My friend Bill pointed out that I'm more familiar with the casting than I thought.&nbsp; The official website states that <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662164/">Craig Parker</a>, who you might know as Haldir from <em>The Fellowship of the Ring</em> and <em>The Two Towers</em>, has been cast as Darken Rahl, the main villain.&nbsp; The guy who played Captain Typho, Queen Amidala's bodyguard in <em>Star Wars</em> Episodes II and III, has also been cast to play Chase.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The New Fantasy?</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/07/the-new-fantasy.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.93</id>

    <published>2008-07-25T17:26:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-25T19:01:26Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Aidan Moher recently commented that he was getting a bit "over-saturated" on fantasy, a feeling I can definitely understand.&nbsp; Even putting aside personal fatigue, the genre as a whole is in transition right now.&nbsp; Publishing houses are emphasizing urban fantasy...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>James Cormier</name>
        <uri>http://www.theaccidentalbard.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://aidanmoher.com/blog/?p=213">Aidan Moher recently commented that he was getting a bit "over-saturated" on fantasy</a>, a feeling I can definitely understand.&nbsp; Even putting aside personal fatigue, the genre as a whole is in transition right now.&nbsp; Publishing houses are emphasizing urban fantasy to the extent that epic and high fantasy have been sidelined and newly classified as "traditional" and "old-fashioned."&nbsp; Authors producing epic fantasy of the type that dominated the marketplace even a few years ago are scrambling just to get published in the current climate.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Just ask <a href="http://www.shawncspeakman.com/">Shawn Speakman</a>, who spent much of this decade conceiving, writing, rewriting, and trying to sell the first novel in a planned trilogy.&nbsp; His blog is honest and detailed in a very addictive way, and recently I found myself devouring the majority of his archives over the course of a few successive lunch hours.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.shawncspeakman.com/blog/2007/11/from-ashes.html">The post in which he finally announces his intention to stop actively&nbsp;seeking a publisher for&nbsp;his book</a>, <em>Song of the Fell Hammer</em>, would be a sad, disappointing end to a hopeful story without Mr. Speakman's admirable determination to persevere.&nbsp; Rather than give up, he almost immediately began writing an entirely new, more market-friendly urban fantasy trilogy.&nbsp; Such perseverance is a prerequisite for a writing life, of course, but genre fiction presents its own unique problem: what do you do when what you want to write most in the world just <em>isn't selling</em>?&nbsp; Fantasy authors, especially first-timers,&nbsp;face a difficult choice: adapt to the market, or remain unpublished.</p>
<p>Readers face a similar dilemma.&nbsp; The market for epic fantasy is cornered by a few giants of the genre, the George Martins, Robert Jordans, and Terry Brookses of the world, most of whose work consists of unfinished series.&nbsp; So many readers looking for good epics are stuck in a holding pattern, digging behind stacks of Laurell K. Hamilton's pornographic rubbish in search of undiscovered high adventure while they await Book 7 (or 5 or 12 or 10) of their favorite doorstop series.</p>
<p>Authors like Joe Abercrombie still manage to write new epic fantasy, albeit it with a snarky, often metafictional twist, but in a noticeably pulpier format.&nbsp; Abercrombie's trilogy lacks the material trappings of traditional high fantasy; published by Pyr, an imprint of Gollancz, <em>The First Law</em> comes in trade paperback, not hardcover, and the cover art, while eye-catching, is graphic design, not the custom artwork traditionally associated with modern fantasy.&nbsp; Maps, glossaries, and appendices of any kind are conspicuously absent.&nbsp; The effort comes off as refreshingly minimalist, but the underlying motive is undeniably&nbsp;minimizing&nbsp;costs.&nbsp; </p>
<p>These days, having a marketing angle, knowing how to sell your book, seems to be at least as important as the quality of the work itself -- often overtly more so.&nbsp; But most writers did not study marketing, and as artists their first concern (ideally) should not be mainstream appeal.&nbsp; The genre fiction marketplace is forcing writers of epic fantasy in particular, unless they have an original idea of Phillip Pullman proportions, to prioritize marketability and to produce work that conforms to current standards of saleability.&nbsp; I can't help but wonder: is this squeeze on traditional fantasy effectively filtering out what was unworthy anyway, or is it killing the subgenre?&nbsp; And where is this trend heading?&nbsp; Will it peak and begin its decline soon, or are we seeing a more long-term shift taking place?</p>
<p>I hope that the good of the new outweighs the bad, that the China Mievilles and Neil Gaimans outpace the writers of penny dreadfuls.&nbsp; Perhaps it is time for a new sign to go up in the Bard: nymphomaniac vampire detectives to be staked on sight.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>&apos;Blood Noir&apos; a Blood-Curdling Mess</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://theaccidentalbard.com/archives/2008/07/blood-noir.php" />
    <id>tag:theaccidentalbard.com,2008://5.92</id>

    <published>2008-07-21T01:45:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-21T01:47:38Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ I hated this book.&nbsp; For terrible writing, complete lack of plot and about as much character development as the average installment of Penthouse Forum, I give Laurell K. Hamilton's latest novel Blood Noir an "F."&nbsp; I'd give it a...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>CJ Stutz</name>
        <uri>mailto:theaccidentalbard@gmail.com</uri>
    </author>
    
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        <![CDATA[ <span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="laurellkhamilton_bloodnoir.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/laurellkhamilton_bloodnoir.jpg" class="mt-image-right" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px; float: right;" height="200" width="132" /></span><p>I hated this
book.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>For terrible writing, complete
lack of plot and about as much character development as the average installment
of Penthouse Forum, I give Laurell K. Hamilton's latest novel <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0425222195?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0425222195"><i>Blood Noir</i></a> an "F."<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I'd give it a lower grade if I could.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I'm operating off of more, here, than residual feelings of
betrayal.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>For a long time, Laurell K.
Hamilton was one of my favorite authors.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>She gave us a strong female protagonist who had interesting adventures.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Although vulnerable, she was never a slave to
her emotions.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Part fantasy, part thriller,
part murder mystery, these books were something different.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>It discouraged me, when Hamilton started
writing soft-core porn.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>For awhile, she
at least maintained some degree of integrity; her characters had adventures in
between bouts of kinky sex.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Eventually,
though, those adventures grew less and less frequent, until they finally
disappeared.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I thought her last
installment, The Harlequin, was bad--Hamilton wasted about 400 pages to describe
Anita Blake and her boyfriends going to a Cirque du Soleil type of event.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Well, heck, in comparison, that was the best
book ever.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[No, what
really bothers me is, Hamilton can write.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I know she can.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Frustratingly, no
one believes me--with good reason!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I'm
told that there are two kinds of writers, those who write for other people, and
those who write for themselves.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>The
former are successful; the latter are artists.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I suppose because I'm one of the former, I disagree!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>As Thomas Hardy, Daphne Du Maurier and F.
Scott Fitzgerald prove, it's possible to be both.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>The point of writing is to share something,
no?<span style="">&nbsp; </span>These days, Hamilton writes for
herself.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Her books are more cathartic
than self indulgent; if I had to guess, then I'd venture this series is
something of a personal exorcism.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Her
demons, her insecurities, are evident in Anita, her problems in her various
relationships are evident in Anita's various boyfriends.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I'm certain that, underneath their thinly
applied little veneers, these are all real people in her real life.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>The problem is, reading someone else's
journal just isn't that interesting; the average journal lacks plot, cohesion
or character development, and tends to be morbidly repetitive.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>In <i>Blood
Noir</i>--a completely pointless title--Anita accompanies Jason, Jean Claude's <i>pomme
de sang</i>, home to say goodbye to his dying father.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Said father is, conveniently, an evil bastard
who assumes that Jason, because of his effeminate good looks and success with
the ladies, is gay.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Bizarrely, he
refuses to admit the possibility that Jason is, in fact, straight; what
dramatic tension there is, in this sad excuse for a book, revolves around
Jason's attempts to convince his father that he's straight.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Aside from being boring, this "plot" is sort
of offensive.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>It suggests that there's
something wrong with being gay.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Of
course, Jason's old classmate, who happens to look like his identical twin,
just happens to be in town for his wedding on the same weekend!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Wow, what a coincidence!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Sadly, poor Jason can't devote all his time
to encouraging his father's homophobia; he has to field questions from
reporters who think he's his old classmate.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Lots of comfort sex ensues.<o:p></o:p><br /><br />Yes, that's
it.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Of course, in the end, Jason's
father gets better--Hamilton actually uses the phrase "Hallmark moment" without
a trace of irony--and everyone goes home.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I'd like to say that Anita makes progress in her personal life, or at
least with her own issues, but, of course, she doesn't.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I'd like to say that something else happens
in this book, but, of course, it doesn't.<o:p></o:p><br /><br />Oh,
wait!<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Richard shows up for some angry
sex.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Jason reveals that he broke up with
his girlfriend because she didn't want him to have sex with other women, and
that was really heartbreaking for him.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Personally,
I have a real issue with people who act like monogamy is somehow "passé", and
women--it's always women, have you noticed?--who want it are nothing more than
backward thinking, controlling bitches.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Again, I think this has more to do with Hamilton's inability to directly
address the problems in her personal life--colorful as it apparently is--than
with any genuine effort at storytelling.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Since no one dies, nothing bad--or good--happens and nothing is resolved,
there's really no point to it.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>Right at the
end of the book, it turns out that Jason's old classmate, who is also his long
lost cousin, has run off to Las Vegas to marry a vampire.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Do we learn why, or how?<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Of course not.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>This is the only event in the whole book that
has even the slightest potential to develop into a real plot.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Oh, well.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I guess we wouldn't want to miss a single moment of meaningless sex.<o:p><br /><br /></o:p>Honestly,
don't bother.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>If you're a Hamilton fan
at all, then this book will just depress you.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>If you're new to her work, then by all means, avoid it.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Whatever momentary high you old time readers
think they might get by revisiting old characters, almost friends by now,
you're not going to experience.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Take it
from someone who actually managed to enjoy her more recent books, and who reads
a lot of stupid urban fantasy with absolutely no redeeming potential whatsoever,
this book is about as thrilling as a hernia.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>I've had a better time, and felt more intellectually engaged, reading
catalogue copy, watching my cat lick himself, or removing splinters from my
foot.
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<entry>
    <title>Simon Green&apos;s &apos;Deathstalker&apos; Series Surprisingly Good</title>
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    <published>2008-07-21T01:43:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-21T01:52:06Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[ Most readers of this of this blog probably haven't read too much Patricia Cornwell, but her earlier Kay Scarpetta novels are wonderful.&nbsp; What separates them from the herd is the rare combination of good writing and meaningful plot.&nbsp; While...]]></summary>
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        <name>CJ Stutz</name>
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<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><img alt="simongreen_deathstalker.jpg" src="http://theaccidentalbard.com/images/content/simongreen_deathstalker.jpg" class="mt-image-left" style="margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt; float: left;" height="500" width="297" /></span><p class="MsoNormal">Most readers of this of this blog probably haven't read too
much Patricia Cornwell, but her earlier Kay Scarpetta novels are
wonderful.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>What separates them from the
herd is the rare combination of good writing and meaningful plot.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>While it may be "all about the characters,"
characters, by themselves, do not a novel make.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Likewise, all the plot in the world doesn't help much if the characters
are nothing more than cardboard cutouts, the literary answer to "Buddy Jesus."<span style="">&nbsp; </span>In case you're not sure what I mean, I refer
to you to Terry Goodkind's entire body of work.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Unfortunately, even good writers tend to go bad after awhile; Patricia
Cornwell's most recent books are complete drivel.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Now, many people have this--these days
somewhat sacrilegious--complaint about the last few novels in the Wheel of Time
Series, but trust me, in comparison to Predator, they're all action packed.<o:p></o:p></p>



<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>Which brings me to Simon R. Green.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>He's an ambitious writer; his offerings span
the gamut, from crime novels to satires to Laurell K. Hamilton rip-offs.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I know, because I've read most of his books,
even though, well, to be honest, they aren't very good.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>He's like that good for nothing boyfriend
most of us remember from college: he's incapable of having a real conversation,
you'd die of embarrassment if your family ever met him, but somehow you can't
quite bring yourself to break up with him.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Green's books fill a similar void: I go back to them when I'm between
series, because they're dependable.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I
sort of care about the characters, I'm mildly interested in what happens to
them, and I have no guilt about abandoning them if something better comes
along.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Until recently, I'd meandered
through about half his catalogue, and I was pretty confident I knew what he was
about.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>So, imagine my surprise when I
picked up the first book in the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0451454359?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=theaccbar-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0451454359">Deathstalker series</a>, read a few chapters...and
discovered that it was actually good!</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[This afternoon, I finished the last few pages of the fourth
installment of the series, <i>Deathstalker Honor</i>.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Last week, when I realized I only had a few hundred pages to go, I began
scouring all of my local bookstores in a vain search to locate the fifth
installment; as it turns out, bookstores only stock installments one through
three.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I'm guessing this means that most
people lose interest in the series pretty quickly.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Ultimately, I broke down and ordered the rest
of the series--four more books--on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/">Amazon.com</a> and, since then, I've been savoring
those pages like fine wine.<br /><span style="">&nbsp; </span><o:p></o:p>




<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>What makes the series good is its plot.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>It has, without qualification, the best plot
of any new series I've read.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Green
provides an exciting blend of humanity and technology, lots of well-paced
action, original--and believable--plot twists, and intrigue.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>There's a satisfying amount of variety, as
well; he switches deftly from conflict to conflict.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I really got into the trials and tribulations
of his universe.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Especially since some
of my old standards have deserted me lately, it excited me to discover another
really absorbing series.<o:p></o:p></p>








<p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p>His characters, unfortunately, are more plot vehicles than
anything else.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>They're more in the Terry
Goodkind school than the George R.R. Martin; Goodkind's characters all chew the
scenery while worrying about how to save the world, and Martin's all act out of
self loathing.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Here, Green's heroes are
all survivors of a mysterious "madness maze," which endows all who survive it
with ever expanding magical powers--that, fortunately, change to suit the
circumstances.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Actually, I think it's a
testament to Green's writing ability that the series is still interesting.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>He manages to exploit his heroes' powers
while maintaining the integrity of the conflicts they face.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Never once does he use them as an "easy fix."<span style="">&nbsp; </span>In fact, when they're not in the throes of
existential angst over the changing nature of their humanity--which is a little
Our Bodies, Ourselves--they're surprisingly believable.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>My issue is that Green concentrates on what
his characters experience almost to the exclusion of his characters themselves.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>He never fully reveals their inner lives,
only gives us brief glimpses.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Resultantly, their moments of doubt, internal conflicts, and even their
love affairs are static.<br />
<o:p><br />
</o:p>The most serious issue I have with Green's writing is, well,
the writing itself.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Often, it's so
florid that it obscures what it's trying to illuminate.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>He reminds me of a precocious teenager,
anxious to test out his new vocabulary.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Moreover, adding insult to injury, Green tends to reuse phrases.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I think every single character has a "death's
head grin" on every single page.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>If it
were a drinking game, then I'd be dead by page ten.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>If he could learn to get away from catch
phrases, cute phrases and "meaningful" comparisons--rosaries hanging off of hips
like guns, rain falling like tears, and worse--I think he'd be a good writer.<br />
<o:p><br />
</o:p>The thing is, he's not.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>This series is good, and I really do recommend it--but it's Green's
obviously incredible imagination that separates him from the average eleventh
grader with delusions of grandeur.<span style="">&nbsp;
</span>Ultimately, the only litmus test that matters, when it comes to defining
"good" is, do you want to continue to read this book?<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Do you care if you ever see it again?<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Far too often, so called "good" writers leave
us with series that we're convinced we should like--"hard reads" that leave us feeling
vaguely inferior.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Here, the fact that
I'm a better writer than Green only increases my enjoyment of his work.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>I give the series a solid B.</p>]]>
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